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Scarjo was trying to make her way into the afterparty post-”SNL” appearance the other night, and some brilliant and honeytongued pap thought maybe referring to her as “bitch” would help get her to pose. For real?
Photogs went wild trying to get a shot of Johansson heading into an SNL afterparty at McCormick & Schmick’s late Saturday night in New York. When the stacked starlet tried to brush by the crowd, one cameraman started shouting “don’t be a bitch! Bitch! Bitch!”
HAH! Jesus H. She should have kicked him square in the nuts. Then hit him over the head with his Nikon. And then kept the Nikon and sold it on EBay. You can rest assured it would have been funnier than anything on “SNL”.
indoorvoice | April 23, 2007 at 6:32 pm
calling her a bitch is just too easy. I’d like to see the paparazzi get a little more creative with their insults. Or better yet, maybe they could offer up some acting tips? That would be constructive.
Amanda | April 23, 2007 at 7:32 pm
And then you bought the jerkoff’s photo and posted it! Nice work!
AH | April 23, 2007 at 8:50 pm
If someone called my gf a bitch, I’d beat the shit out of him. The problem that these celebrities have is that if they do it then every friggin blog is going to blame the celeb and praise the paps.
Juju | April 24, 2007 at 4:19 am
She should have had the guy arrested. Yup, it’s a crime.
Shasta | April 24, 2007 at 10:57 am
Well, she probably is one.
eat_your_make_up | April 24, 2007 at 11:52 am
why dont they call ‘bitch’ to people like paris, lindsay, tara, nicole, kimbo stewart… just because they love to have their photo taken and that has a name that that pap just screamed to the WRONG person