So, Anna Nicole Smith’s half-sister, Donna Hogan, has decided to up and write a book, “Train Wreck: Anna Nicole Smith Unauthorized.” Watch out English majors, cause I have a feeling this is going to be added to your American Classics syllabus by next semester. From The New York Daily News:

In her forthcoming book with Stacy Brown, “Train Wreck: Anna Nicole Smith Unauthorized,” Hogan holds Smith responsible for the death of Smith’s 20-year-old son, whom she buried last week in the Bahamas. Hogan charges that Anna neglected Daniel, knew about the drugs he was taking and didn’t do anything. (A private medical examiner has said Daniel died of an accidental lethal combination of methadone and two antidepressants. Official toxicology tests are pending.) “[Anna] waits forever to bury him and two days after he dies, she’s selling pictures of him to the tabloids and I’m thinking, ‘What a freaking waste of a human being, my sister is.’” Hogan believes that for Smith, her son’s death is another television opportunity.

And you know what, folks? Because I am personally so outraged by Donna Hogan’s clearly exploitative and attention-getting move, I have decided to pen my own tell-all unauthorized biography of Donna Hogan. Because her story needs to be told. In an unauthorized fashion.

Written by Lisa Timmons