• Did you miss the penis episode “Grey’s Anatmoy” last night? We learned that most relationships suck.
• Keri Russell alert! She played Elliot’s sorority sister last night on “Scrubs.”
• Jim dressed up like Dwight on “The Office.”
• It was the case of how the hell did this guy actually die on “CSI.” I rhymed!
• Rohin celebrated the hotness of Jensen Ackles.
• Uh, something with Hunky Clark, Bald Sex and Psycho Jodi happened on “Smallville.”
• When will an episode of “Survivor” air without the word “alliance” being uttered once.
• Earl puts himself on his own list on “My Name is Earl.”
• Surprise, surprise, Brooke breaks down and cries and cries on “The Real World.”

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