The Rock Made Out With Steve Carrell

June 16th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Who would have thought Dwayne Johnson could make it last this long? People must have really liked when he smacked his own ass in the Get Shorty sequel. The Rock stars in Get Smart along with Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway. I hated that show when I was but a child, and I’m sure I’ll hate this version, too. But we all need to hear from Dwayne about his new role. I guess.

Johnson had to make out with Carell in the movie, and that really doesn’t turn me on in the slightest. I guess I need to have my slut card revoked.

“It was like — you know, you ever had, like a warm apple pie with that
cold ice cream, too? And you find that balance, where you’re like
[utters disgusting sound]. Hey, it was great, it was great. Not too
many men can say that. I had a nice big lip lock with Steve Carell. It
was great. The length I go, the committed actor – Jake Gyllenhaal did
it. Will Smith did it. I thought it was my turn to kiss a man.”

Isn’t it every man’s turn at some point? Drop the pretense, you big queen. You spent the first 3/4 of your career wearing tights and rolling around on the floor with other men. Get real.

Did you know they’re remaking Escape to Witch Mountain with this dude? Why don’t they just kick my childhood in the nuts?
 
Jesus, I loved that movie. With Tony and Tia and they could make their toys move with their minds! I tried doing that and gave myself a nosebleed.

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Who would have thought Dwayne Johnson could make it last this long?
People must have really liked when he smacked his own ass in the Get Shorty sequel. The Rock stars in Get Smart
along with Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway. I hated that show when I
was but a child, and I’m sure I’ll hate this version, too. But we all
need to hear from Dwayne about his new role. I guess.Johnson
had to make out with Carell in the movie, and that really doesn’t turn
me on in the slightest. I guess I need to have my slut card revoked.”It was like — you know, you ever had, like a warm apple pie with that
cold ice cream, too? And you find that balance, where you’re like
[utters disgusting sound]. Hey, it was great, it was great. Not too
many men can say that. I had a nice big lip lock with Steve Carell. It
was great. The length I go, the committed actor – Jake Gyllenhaal did
it. Will Smith did it. I thought it was my turn to kiss a man.”Isn’t
it every man’s turn at some point? Drop the pretense, you big queen.
You spent the first 3/4 of your career wearing tights and rolling
around on the floor with other men. Get real. Did you know they’re remaking Escape to Witch Mountain with this dude? Why don’t they just kick my childhood in the nuts? Jesus,
I loved that movie. With Tony and Tia and they could make their toys
move with their minds! I tried doing that and gave myself a nosebleed.

By J. Harvey

  1. jeffff

    Surprise! It is said his rumorous GF post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called Richromances.com or something? Do you know her
    username over there? I wanna check her out~

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