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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is milking his 15 minutes of fame for every penny its got.

OK! Magazine broke the exclusive news that “The Situation” will be hitting the dance floor in the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars.

What does the reigning pro champ, Derek Hough think of GTL translating into step, ball, turn? “It’s people like that who come on the show who people will tune in and
watch because either it will be a travesty or it will be interesting to
see somebody turn something completely around so I’m up for anybody,” he told OK!.

After seeing “The Situation” strike a few poses at KIIS-FM ‘Now 34′ and ‘The Jersey Shore’ Pool Party held at Hollywood Tower in Hollywood August 11th, I’m banking on Sitch making a fool of himself.

And it’s no surprise, it’s what he does best! After all, look at the list of accolades since his first fist pump on the Jersey Shore.

1. A DVD ab workout video collection
2. An autobiography
3. A chewable supplement with GNC
4. Vodka brand endorsement
5. A rap album in production
6. A G-T-L app
7. A Vitamin Water endorsement deal
8. A Reebok endorsement deal
9. A clothing line with Dilligaf

And to think, it all began with a turtleneck and middle hair part. America, seriously stop.