that is seriously disturbing.

but so hilarious at the same time.

and here my mom was wondering if it was all just a publicity stunt :|

There goes my breakfast…………….

Are they for real? Why is everything fast-forwarded???

I just threw up a little in my mouth…

Hmmmm……Isn’t the birth of this spawn going to about the same time as the release of Mission Impossible 3.

Now I’m really sick.

Wait until Katie tries to give birth with just vitamins and no drugs. Also, Scientologists are not supposed to scream during childbirth because they say it traumatizes the baby.

She should have stayed with Chris Whatshisanme.

A work of Science Friction, no doubt.

Not sure why this infuriates me as much as it does. Now this fool will grin for the next 9 plus months…

“Been There” – I heard the exact same thing.

How can you keep quiet during child birth, that’s impossible??!! I wonder what he’ll do to her if she does scream??

This just keeps getting worse and worse…..

I think it’s wonderful that they are having a turkey baster baby. Now, Preston Federline, Kimora Simmons daughters, Frances Bean and Anna Nicole’s son can have a new person in their therapy group.

For the record, are we all in agreement that Tom Cruise is gay? I am. Remember when he left Nicole- she was preggers? My bullshit gossip take on that was they had a deal- she’d play the beard, he’d be queer. But by getting knocked up- those in the inner circle (AKA the Star Chamber) knew she was screwing around on him… and thats why he left.

And since firing Kingsley, Cruise has done nothing but commit a spectacular series of career killing sound bites. Big props to Kingsley for keeping Cruise under control and on a leash for as long as she did. His behavior of late proves he is a complete wacko. And after his bullshit post-partum commentary, you couldn’t pay me to sit through one oif his movies. Fuckwit.

As for Katie- Jane Magazine reported Cruise was actively interviewing for the role of ‘life partner.’ Jessica Alba was in the running but bailed. In return for playng Mrs. Tom-Is-Not-Gay-Cruise, Katie gets a fabulous wardrobe, all the money she could ever desire, and a 5 picture deal. For real. Yes, Katie, life is good… but you are now inextricably tied to the wierdest public figure since Howard Hughes… and stupid people think you are actually allowing him to put his penis inside of you. Eeeuuuw. SO not worth it.

If this whole “relationship” weren’t so transparent, this would be such interesting news!

But, alas, it’s as clear as glass.

Just wait until katie is in labor and she’ll be screaming drugs! drug! drugs! that will be the end of their short little love affair.

Ya, I read the same thing about not screaming during labor or it will leave a scar on the fetus. I also read that if a pregnant woman hurts herself, the person aiding her is not allowed to speak or he will add to the psychic stress of the fetus. What a bunch of FREAKS!

I hope Katie has major post pardum, and has to take all kinds of drugs for it, so Tom Cruise will have to eat his own crappy words!!

This is happening because they can’t seem to keep the public interested so they have to keep thinking of new things for us to talk about.

It shocked us all when they first got together, but then ppl cared more about Brangelina, then they announced their engagement, which ummm, lasted like less than a month of excitment. Now they need something new to talk about since they are such a boring couple that no one really cares about since everyone knows it’s a stunt.

Dont worry guys, next thing you know they’ll be splitting up so they can be on the front cover of a magazine.

First of all, I believe that ‘Kate” will do anything Tom say’s. Therefore she’ll deny her own pain during child birth, or any sort of post pardum depression she may encounter. We are about the witness the progression of a seriously brain washed human being.

Girly Girl – it couldn’t have been put better (as always, big kisses girl). Question, what’s your take on the Cruz – Cruise 2 year romance stint? Not that I’m giving Penelope any real credibility, I mean look at Matthew McConahay.

There was an interesting comment from a neurologist on MetaFilter about Tom’s genetic weirdness.
http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/45654#1066483
I always thought his teeth were odd….

It is hilarious and quite disturbing, I agree, but you MUST remember- It’s KATE now!!! Tom has spoken and renamed her. Have you noticed the media keeps saying Katie although they know Tom tries to call her Kate and says that will be her new name and all? I think it’s to piss him off.
I think the preg. is also a stint to make Tom look better after bashing post partum depression.. He wants to be more accepted by pregnant women or women who have been pregnant.
Did you hear Leah Remini bash Brooke too?? I used to like her (Leah).
I’m with some other people in that I will NEVER pay to see a Cruise film again. I refuse to watch them.
Where can you find this Jane article that Girly G mentioned? I have to see this..
OH- I also thought the same thing about Nic Kidman and how she got pregnant, etc. I thought it must have meant she was messing around because Tom can’t procreate. He also left her right after this event (callous) and then divorced her right before the ten year marriage rule (in CA)..
Odd.. Odd… Whatever happened with the whole Katie calling Chris and him changing his number?

OMG….that thing looks like Nicole Kidman….look VERY closely…

Lol it does kinda look like Nicole Kidman!!!

LOLLY-HAHA if that were true would we all have huge disfiguring scars??? Im sure all of our mothers screamed during our pregnancy!!! TOM CRUISE IS CRAAAZYYY!

their baby is the spawning of the antichrist.

She isn’t pregnant – it’s all a lie.

Something else will come up in the next three saying it was just a rumour.

It is amazing how dumb you are here.
I don’t know if you are pre teens reading STAR mag quoting things like:”J Alba was cast to be his girlfriend”
No Alba said she auditioned for The Eye and that it would probably be Renee Zellwegger. 3 months ago.
Now the news is out: “Renee’s got the part!”
Nooo, really?
Kidman who was a big carrerist, turning more movies than Tom during their marriage, had difficulties or couldn’t have children?
He, where is the proof of her suddenly “I lost a child” just after they separate?
As for Mimi “Big Scientology recruter” Rogers, she was too old for Tom who still didn’t want a child.

Maybe, no? how can you judge without knowing personally the people? You never know, until.

I hope you get post partum dep too. I wish you shit and divorce too, kids.

Damn, thats Ugly!!!

hmmm….curious….is Katie REALLY pregnant or is it Tom’s clone?

You guys are really taking the conspiracy too far. Jessica Alba has already denied that ridicukous story numerous times. And has complimented Tom in numerous interview even as recent as last month that she would want to follow his foot steps someday.

Doesnt sound like someone who was so turned off by his suppsoed advances that she ran like hell does it? Scarlett has also denied it saying she doesnt know where people got it from. Lindsay Lohan, gimme a break. You think Tom would step out with a 18-19 yr old and expect the public to be enamored? Cant believe anyone is taking that ish seriously.

And Kidman did make more movies then Tom in her career and Mimi Rogers never said Tom didnt have sex with her. She said he stopped, implying they were intimate in their marriage but she later retracted that statement about him wanting to keep his instrument pure because she was only getting back at him for leaving ehr for Nicole.

I know we’re a cynical society but you guys are apalling. Wishing PPD on someone and calling a child all these horrible names.

Annette & Cathy well said. These people they need to get a life, their own lives are so depressing and miserable that they lash out against others to make themselves feel better. You poor poor people you need to get out and live your lives to the fullest thats what katie and tom are doing. Isnt it really sickening when you think about it, wishing and saying terrible things about others people just to make yourselves feel better.

I saw a picture of Katie even a news cast about her wedding next month. Her pregnancy does not look at all 3 months old. She looks so damn 5 months pregnant. Do some math. That girl concieved in April. Now I get it. Katie was missing in April for 16 days. Suddenly Tom and Katie are dating. Engaged in June? Tom Cruise did something really bad and is hiding the truth. A favorite celebrity of my husband Jim’s in Japan is right now 3 months pregnant. Yumi Adachi married Jun Itoda I assume because of pregnancy too. Yumi is a very small 4 foot 9 inch tall cutie pie and she is at this minute not showing any belly at all. Katie however is 5 foot 9 inches tall or so and is very wide at her hip. She should not be showing any belly at all if she truly is 3 months pregnant. I would expect Yumi adachi to be as big as Katie right now. But she is not. Lets see who gives birth first. Katie or Yumi. Katie looks too far along in her pregnancy. I just had a thought? If Tom and Katie can hide a 5 month pregnancy and make it look 3 months? I bet she will give birth in the scientology church in January and announce the birth in April. April is the due date for Yumi Adachi and Jun Itoda. Tom and Katie can sure learn from Japanese celebrities on how to be a lot more truthful. Was Katie Holmes ashamed by her Catholic ways after getting pregnant in April after announcing she is still a virgin? It sure looks that way. Tom and Katie are one really screwed up couple. Do the math. Something is not right with Tom and Katie. 3 months pregnant; Ha!!!!

I am i the only one who thinks Katie is a Slut?