“They Tried to Make Me Eat a Sandwich, I said, ‘No, No, No!’”

July 17th, 2007 // 27 Comments

Amy, honey. For the love of all that is holy, you need to eat something! She’s making me turn into a Latin grandmother, wanting to sit her bony behind down, while I force-feed her some chicken, rice and black beans. She’s up for one of the most desired awards available to a British artist in the music industry, the Mercury Music Prize, and barely looks like her arms would be able to support the weight of even the lightest of trophies. Her second album, Back to Black, has her facing the likes of The Klaxons, Dizzee Rascal and The Arctic Monkeys.

Amy was spotted recently after emerging from a London train station with her husband, bending over to look in her purse, revealing some pretty scary-looking backbones. Witnesses say that she and her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, engaged in a lover’s quarrel briefly, nearly causing Amy to miss her train on the way to Cornwall, where she was scheduled to perform at the Eden Project later that day.

“I’m looking forward to the gig,” she said, before adding mysteriously: “I’m really here to get a Maori face tattoo.”

OMG, that LAST thing that girl needs is a face tattoo. Actually, I’ve yet to meet someone where I thought, yes, a permanent image inked on your face is probably something that you’ll never regret. I seriously hope she’s joking.

More Amy Photos After the Jump

By LT

  1. green cardigan

    Back up a minute, she was getting the train to Cornwall England to get a Maori Face Tattoo?? Am I missing something?

  2. T-Bone

    Love her music. Finally something other than pop and hip hop.

  3. Chaz

    I hope her “Best New Artist” Grammy next winter isn’t awarded posthumously. And that’s not snark; I’m genuinely concerned.

  4. “They Tried to Make Me Eat a Sandwich, I said, ‘No, No, No!’”

    Haaaahaaa!! Awesome!

  5. brass

    She is extremely talented…but so disgustingly thin….

  6. JOHN

    Am I the only one that is noticing that her husband’s business is big and hangs to the left!
    woohoo!

  7. spark

    despite how emaciated she is, she sure has boobs on her. imagine what she’d be like if she had some meat on her. very talented artist but too caught up in drugs and booze.

  8. Lookwhaticando

    That was very funny, but I do love Amy, she is a very talented young woman

  9. Rachel

    She look disgusting!! She must be anorexic or blumic!!!

  10. Kate

    Amy is a sick person. Look at her weight, oh my god!…

  11. jim bob

    she looks like an emaciated horse, she does have nice boobs but totally unattractive otherwise.

  12. jim bob

    she looks like an emaciated horse, she does have nice boobs but totally unattractive otherwise.

  13. jim bob

    she looks like an emaciated horse, she does have nice boobs but totally unattractive otherwise.

  14. Claire

    Great, what Maoridom need, a crack addict getting a moko (thats what a Maori tattoo is called) Already Mike Tyson and Robbie Williams have made a mockery of it. At leat she wont feel it due to all the drugs in her!

  15. I think Mike Tyson’s looks pimp.

    At least now you can pick him out of a lineup. lol

    Later,
    Tom

  16. Shan

    Is it just me or does she remind you of Janice, Chandler s crazy on and off girlfriend?!!?

  17. More pics of Amy playing the gig referred to here (and trying to get out of her shorts) over at Scoopt – http://tinyurl.com/35uo2q

  18. wendy

    look at her left arm… what is that nasty looking bump? i hope she’s not shooting up heroin or any other drug for that matter.

  19. metropolis

    wtf is up with this skank’s hair?

    Jesus christ, honey, you look like a fukken troll

  20. shadygoddess13

    Hey Spark, it’s called IMPLANTS. And BTW, am I the only one who thinks she looks like Adam Sandler in a wig? eeewwuuuugggghhh

  21. lolli

    Who the hell is she? Never heard of her.

  22. zorba

    amy! congrats for getting out of auschwitz.

  23. Have you ever thought that she might be naturally that thin?
    Yeh whatever anyway

    The real reason i’m commenting,

    is because that is the best headline i have ever seen.

    Hilarious
    :)

  24. Anadenna

    I’m all about personal style, but… her eye make-up really bothers me. I know there’s a pretty girl under all that.

  25. Renee

    No wonder they are tryin to send her to rehab.

  26. Jenn

    She is not naturally thin, if you have ever seen old footage or pictures of her, she was a normal, healthy size. She is no longer, and she now looks like a crackhead. Her husband looks like one as well, it is too bad.

  27. nancy

    OMG ……….sick and disgusting……..both her and her husband are totally self destructive..watch, its just a matter of time…..

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