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Britney and that greasy magician Criss Angel Mindf*ck or whatever are telling everyone that they’re merely working on a collaboration for her VMA appearance next month. So they rehearse in a hotel room at 3 AM? Are those mother’s hours?
Spears, 25, and Angel, 39, were seen the next night entering the W Los Angeles-Westwood hotel at 3 a.m. and didn’t leave till later that morning.
Meanwhile, on August 17, the new couple hit the trendy Tropicana Bar at the Roosevelt Hotel at 1 a.m. for a half hour before heading back to her Beverly Hills mansion for yet another sleepover.
“He’s got a different chick in his bed every night, but he knows the power of hooking up with famous, beautiful girls like Cameron and Britney,” says an Angel pal.
The report went on to state that since Criss is magic, he knows “low-level hypnotism” and can entrance her hick ass. Stoplights entrance this crazy dummy! The only magic trick going on here is when he magically pulls his penis out of her vagine to prevent any more neglected children. Can you imagine that bed after they’re done? Grease, Axe body spray stains, and empty Pringles tubes. I feel for the maid.
green cardigan | August 22, 2007 at 11:09 am
empty pringle tubes. Oh God Almighty ! Hilarious.
The hotel just threw the bed away afterwards. Health hazard that it would create if left in use.
peachpie | August 22, 2007 at 11:15 am
“Grease, Axe body spray stains, and empty Pringles tubes.”
good god, man. have you no compassion for your faithful readers?? i need a bleach shower after reading that mess.
nastybugger | August 22, 2007 at 12:15 pm
yeah, I wondered myself when the story was “explained” as him helping her with her act at the VMAs. WHY would they be meeting, at 3am, in a hotel room, after they’ve been partying all night in vegas?
I’ll have to try that excuse sometime…”yeah, honey, we were just collaborating on a project”.
oh, and “famous”? yes. “beautiful”?…not for a while now.
Am | August 22, 2007 at 12:30 pm
J., you forgot to mention the sheets will be stained orange from Cheetos. And those pesky cigarette burns.
Woohoo | August 22, 2007 at 12:35 pm
you can almost smell them through the screen… Imagine the bugs bouncing between them… uuggghhh
stolidog | August 22, 2007 at 1:29 pm
where are the children?
Butch | August 22, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I think these two make a perfect couple. Really I wish everyone would leave them alone and give them a better chance of staying together, because they really are both too disgusting to be with anyone else. I thought he looked cute on his show but damn I must need some really strong glasses.
g | August 22, 2007 at 2:29 pm
stolidog – the kid’s heads are probably jammed into the empty Pringles tubes. Or they are smokin’ weed over at Kev’s place.
stolidog | August 22, 2007 at 3:19 pm
it’s too bad she’s not going to do the VMAs because i think it would have been HIGHlerious to have the cameras pan the crowd and show everyone laughing at her.
maybe next year.
Clarisse | August 22, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Good God, J. Harvey just made me throw up a little!!!!
Way to paint a picture!!!!!