Carmen Electra’s minions are denying reports that she’s tongue-lashing cool badass Joan Jett. That’s too bad. That’s a really hot potential couple. What the hell does Carmen care anyway? Her ex-husband was always making out with guys. I always thought they were on the omnisexual tip anyway? What’s the big deal? Who cares? Well besides the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff…

Electra’s rep tells Usmagazine.com: “They are just friends.”

The model/actress split from her hubby of three years Dave Navarro last July and has reportedly been spending a lot of time with the 46-year-old Jett.

But the bond is not romantic, her rep says, adding, “Carmen is in London right now. She is performing in Palm Springs at the Dinah Shore Weekend with her group The Bombshells just as she did last year.”

I’m guessing that Joan is one of those dykes who’s out but people just don’t ask her about it. It’s a friggin’ howl when they mention the Dinah Shore weekend in an article where someone is denying they’re a lesbian. Joan isn’t helping Carmen’s cause. For those of you not in the know, the Dinah Shore gettogether is like lesbian Shangri-La.