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God, this bitch is fierce. No one is off limits.
Her most recent target is Posh. Yes. Victoria Beckham is too skinny and rich for Joan Rivers. She recently went off about how Posh lacks class and she shouldn’t flaunt her 6,000 Hermes bags. Not only does she not like that Posh has a shit-ton more bags than her, Joan wants her to know she is not welcome in L.A., because you know, Joan Rivers runs that town.
“She’s too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she’s rude. She can’t always just be having a bad day.”
I’m pretty sure all the awesome divas are bite-size. That kinda makes Posh one, right? They call those gigantic supermodel things ‘glamazons’. Joan should know this stuff. And it’s not that I don’t totally believe Posh is probably an entitled tornado of a woman, I just don’t really care what Joan actually has to say. I prefer her drunk on some red-carpet rambling on about fashion and plastic surgery. And I’m gonna make it my point to get drunk with her before she dies. Seriously, I’m on it.
Tyler | February 25, 2010 at 9:52 am
And, for the 12th straight year, the title of ‘Woman who most resembles an angry drunk muppet character’ goes to…. Joan Rivers!
She also wins the title of ‘middle finger I would least like to be touched with’. Nice.
Also, I really, really like this post.
Lovey | February 25, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I’m with you on getting drunk with Joan before she goes. Love her!
kaligula | February 26, 2010 at 7:48 am
i believe it. the rudest people i’ve ever met in my life were british people. worst of the worst.