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Oh noes!

Don’t worry folks; he’s ok.  Yesterday morning, Tiger Woods pulled out of his driveway in Windermere, outside of Orlando, and drove into a fire hydrant and a tree.  Luckily, he wasn’t wasn’t going very fast since the airbags didn’t deploy.

Although this happened at 2:25 in the morning, police say that the accident wasn’t alcohol-related.  But I’m guessing it was tryptophan related!  Too much turkey made Tiger too sleepy to drive!  That’s my theory and I’m sticking with it.

Anyway, CNN reports that Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to break the rear window of the car and save her man!  It turned out Tiger only had a couple lacerations on his face, but still, girlfriend has hand for the rest of that marriage.  Remember that time you wrecked the Cadillac SUV and I busted up in there and rescued you?  Damn right you’ll do the dishes!

Here are some pictures of Tiger with his super adorable daughter, Sam, at a Stanford Cardinal game last weekend.  Such a ponem!

Gallery Info: Tiger Woods and Sam Woods chilling at Standford Stadium on 11/21/09.