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Supposedly bisexual reality show fixture and MySpace slattern Tila Tequila has a new book out (Hooking Up with Tila Tequila) in which she gives advice for people on how to find as many sexual partners as possible. Craigslist is probably cheaper, but we digress. Anyway, Tila shockingly says you shouldn’t immediately fling yourself across the futon with your legs spread if you want to catch a man.

“Here’s the best secret weapon I can give you: Hold off on having sex,” the costume jewelry afficiando (what IS this she’s wearing on her low budget dress up top?) writes. She just totally blew her image. It’s like when Claire used her cleavage to apply lipstick.

“Give him a little taste, but not too much . . . Keep him drooling.” That’s attractive. But no worries, she’s not passing out wimples to you ladies just yet.

“Get crazy! [Bleep] like a porno star,” is what her final directive is once the drool dries up.

Does anyone else think this chick is actually probably a bum lay? There’s such a thing as trying too hard.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Tila Tequila in the gallery!

Supposedly bisexual reality show fixture and MySpace slattern Tila Tequila has a new book out (Hooking Up with Tila Tequila)
in which she gives advice for people on how to find as many sexual
partners as possible. Craigslist is probably cheaper, but we digress.
Anyway, Tila shockingly says you shouldn’t immediately fling yourself across the futon with your legs spread if you want to catch a man.

“Here’s the best secret weapon I can give you: Hold off on having sex,”
the costume jewelry afficiando (what IS this she’s wearing on her low
budget dress up top?) writes. She just totally blew her image. It’s
like when Claire used her cleavage to apply lipstick.

“Give him a little taste, but not too much . . . Keep him drooling.”
That’s attractive. But no worries, she’s not passing out wimples to you
ladies just yet.

“Get crazy! [Bleep] like a porno star,” is what her final directive is once the drool dries up.

Does anyone else think this chick is actually probably a bum lay? There’s such a thing as trying too hard.Check out all 10+ photos of Tila Tequila in the gallery!