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I have no clue who this chick is, but she’s mentioned all the time. Who is this ho? Anyway, apparently her new single is a flop despite the fact that she’s an Internet pin-up whoreasaurus . I bet it’s better than that damn Fray song, though. How to save a life, my ass. Shut your damn Grey’s Anatomy maw!

Tila Tequila may be the most popular person ever on MySpace, but it turns out not very many of her 1.7 million friends wanted to shell out a buck for her first single, “I Love U.”

In the first week after the single’s release, only 13,000 copies of the single were sold, or less than 1 percent of her MySpace posse — and the single didn’t even make it onto the 75-deep Billboard Hot Digital Songs chart, as Billboard reports. And after a brief appearance at the bottom end of the iTunes top 100 singles chart, “I Love U” disappeared, while nearly two-year-old hits like the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t Cha” and Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” both hang around the charts.

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“Don’t Cha” is the song they play in Hell. Well, best of luck to Ms, er, “Tequila” (which I’m sure is her god-given name). Like I said, I’d rather listen to crappy pop like this rather than something chillingly earnest like Blue October or Nickelback or whatever. The last thing I need in my life is a video where stats about how shitty the world is go across the band performing. It makes me wish for a high-powered rifle and access to concert hall rafters.

(Splash)