Tim Gunn Has Me Rock-Hard For ‘ProjRun’ Premiere

July 15th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Tim Gunn says we’re going to back spinkick our TVs over this season’s Project Runway. I know that headline is pretty gross, but for real. This is my show. Ask anyone who knows me. I’d audition to be on it but I don’t know how to sew a button. And I have no catchphrases.

What the hell is Heidi Klum holding aloft? Is that from a carnival? Someone made the balloon in the clown’s mouth burst with water!

“It’s a real roller coaster,”  Tim says about the fifth season. “[Fans]
are going to get mad — early! There are some big surprises: Favorites
won’t be there anymore, and I can only imagine how the blogs are going
to explode over some of the challenge winners. We say that each season
has a different DNA and boy, is that true.”

Some of this year’s victim’s include an older man who shouldn’t have a blue mohawk at his age, a barista who I already hate, some chick who looks like a goth version of a Spice Girl, and some redhead dude from my state that looks like he never defecates. I hate guys like that.

Oh, despite the fact that Bravo is totally trying to destroy the show before it goes to Lifetime, I am so in. And you can catch my recaps on Thursdays! The premiere is at 10 pm EST tomorrow!


Tim Gunn says we’re going to back spinkick our TVs over this season’s Project Runway. I know that headline is pretty gross, but for real. This is my show. Ask anyone who knows me. I’d audition to be on it but I don’t know how to sew a button. And I have no catchphrases.

What the hell is Heidi Klum holding aloft? Is that from a carnival?
Someone made the balloon in the clown’s mouth burst with water!”It’s a real roller coaster,”  Tim says about the fifth season. “[Fans]
are going to get mad — early! There are some big surprises: Favorites
won’t be there anymore, and I can only imagine how the blogs are going
to explode over some of the challenge winners. We say that each season
has a different DNA and boy, is that true.”Some
of this year’s victim’s include an older man who shouldn’t have a blue
mohawk at his age, a barista who I already hate, some chick who looks
like a goth version of a Spice Girl, and some redhead dude from my
state that looks like he never defecates. I hate guys like that.Oh, despite the fact that Bravo is totally trying to destroy the show before it goes to Lifetime, I am so in. And you can catch my recaps on Thursdays! The premiere is at 10 pm EST tomorrow!

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Comments (3)

  1. lisabeller | July 15, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    I think I ever viewed her PRIVATE photos on ??? WealthyRomances.Com ??? where the rich/celebrity have romance with the admirers!

  2. Peter Dyer | July 15, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    I think it has been moved to 9:00pm.

    And I am less than pleased.

  3. judithjetson | July 16, 2008 at 10:44 am

    I too, have a hard on. Strange as that may seem….

    Peter, I am none too happy about the time switch since I will be in Italian class until 9pm on Weds, but Bravo always re-airs the same episode immediately after, so we can catch the re-broad. And if all else fails, Saturdays are perfect for a little fabric flying!

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