Tinsley Mortimer is Winning and Celebs Don’t Even Know It’s a Competition

April 16th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Socialite, Tinsley Mortimer, has strategically decided to don the same party frock as a lot of high-profile stars, in the hopes of drawing comparisons in magazines. And often, the party girl has been garnering the attention she so desires by getting into the “Who Wore It Better?” section of various entertainment glossies, says the New York Daily News:

“Tinsley hasn’t done any acting or singing,” sneers a source. “She’s not a celebrity, but this is a good way for her to look like one.” It seems to be working. In the past few weeks, the leggy blond contender has landed bouts with bigger names in Life & Style (going up against Jessica Simpson, Hilary Duff and Sienna Miller) and in OK! (a rematch with Simpson).

In each case, Tinsley came into the ring as the underdog, wearing the outfit second (in one case, half a year after its first appearance). But, each time, editors gave her the decision, sometimes by a knockout.

That’s kind of awesome, in a strange, parasitic way. I think it would be fun to stalk the red carpet, in the hopes of upstaging the “Fashion Disasters” by parading around in grotesque outfits even more hideous than, Bai Ling, for example. But then again, that’s just me and I know to play to my strengths.

(WENN)

By LT
Sorry, there are no Video results for this search.
Tinsley Mortimer Feet | Tinsley Mortimer Legs | Tinsley Mortimer Foot
Actor Nick Cannon attends the 2010 Operation Smile annual gala at ...
Miley Cyrus mélyen kivágott Joan Jett pólóban
Sorry, there are no News results for this search.

Comments (7)

  1. surley | April 16, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Bitch is fugly – she looks REALLY old for her age and she is DUMB as shit on a stick. Socialites are soooooo over – seriously, Paris Hilton ruined any chance of socialites every being taken serious again. Then again, I don’t know why they were ever taken seriously to begin with.

  2. JaneSays | April 16, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    You know, I saw her in some rag the other day and wondered WhoTF she was and why she was in MY celeb mag. Thanks for the heads up on who she ISN’T. Now I can continue ignoring her!

  3. MNolan | April 16, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    Would someone PLEASE submit her for awfulplasticsurgery.com? Her nosejob is something HIDEOUS

  4. Joann Durst | April 16, 2007 at 7:23 pm

    She’s a big snoooooore! Who in th f- would name their kid, Tinsley? Then again…she looks like a Tinsley. Annoying!

  5. Elle | April 17, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    I *know*, riigghht? Tinsley and Topper. How freaking precious.

  6. milky | April 21, 2007 at 3:22 am

    worst nose job i have ever seen ever

  7. fashion | April 22, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    This girl’s been around in fashion magazines wearing all the latest and greatest longer than a lot of celeb’s out there. People forget that there are people out there who BUY their fashion cuz they are rich and stylish…as opposed to celebs who get most of it for free. I seriously doubt she’s trying to compete with celebs.

Leave a Comment

Name (Visible)
Email (Required, Not Visible)