The Internet-paparazzi phenomenon that is TMZ will shortly be made into a television show, making so much celebrity gossip instantaneously available that your head might actually explode. From their official press release:

All “TMZ” station partners will have access to exclusive TMZ content for use on their websites. Telepictures will create a “TMZ”-branded module that will reside on the station’s home page, creating an entertainment news destination that is fully integrated into the local station website and is updated around-the-clock with information on stories featured in the daily “TMZ” program. Additionally, the local “TMZ” site will function as a 24/7 “newsfeed” for its affiliates, providing “TMZ”-branded news reports as well as un-edited footage for station use in local news telecasts.

But the big question is, are they going to be using generic male and female co-anchors? Because I have problems digesting my television entertainment news if the people delivering it exhibit any distinguishing features whatsoever.

TMZ To Be On ‘All The Freakin’ Time’ Due to New, Multi-Format Deal With Fox Television Studios [Jossip]