Today’s Recapist Highlight: – The Amazing Race

First-place finishers Nick and Starr get to begin this second leg first, and whoosh! They’re off to Brazil. If that tiny outfit wasn’t enough to make me never want to look directly at her face, Starr has now employed the use of two sexy braids that hang down around her ample cleavage to further impede my comprehension of this show. Damn you, Starr! Could someone get this woman a burka? Bitchy married couple Ken & Tina (hereby dubbed Team Hatchetface because of Tina’s uncanny resemblance to the John Waters character) are right behind them, but one of the best/worst moments of the night occurs when Momma’s Boy Terence gets whacked in the head with the trunk of a cab by their driver. Terence all but throws himself on the ground and starts crying, and he even makes Sarah BLOW ON IT to make it feel all better. Awwwww! Does Snoogums want a wowwiepop, too? Dork. Sarah changes his diaper fast enough to keep them in line with their third-place departure time.

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