Ah, to be rich and bonkers. I’m so jealous. I’ve got the bonkers thing down. It’s just that “wealth” part that eludes me. Oh, Sugar Daddy, show thyself! Starpulse News Blog reports:

Newlyweds Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have recently purchased a British mansion to add to their collection of homes. The couple paid $4.75 million for a six bedroom home just outside of London in Dormans Park, an exclusive community established in 1887 in Sussex, England. According to Us Weekly, the estate, known as Rede Place, boasts an indoor swimming pool, an underground garage, a sports pavilion, a game room and a greenhouse. The property is also equipped with a high-tech security system and a staff cottage. The couple also owns homes in Telluride, Colorado and Beverly Hills, California.

Additionally, the Scientology UK headquarters are just down the street from TomKat’s new place, so Katie and Tom and just pop on in there when they need to borrow a cup of sugar–alien sugar. (OK, I know. I’m being retarded. I’m just jealous. Mostly because my sports pavillion, game room and greenhouse all consist of the same 700 square feet.)

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Buy English Home [Starpulse News Blog]