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Tom Cruise is in Germany to receive thanks for his wish to kill Hitler and to promote that movie he’s not done promoting yet. During a stop in Berlin (and after he did Angelina Jolie‘s hair) he told the press his favorite part about Berlin.
“You get the best beer here – and the best Wiener Schnitzel.”
Tom lets the jokes write themselves. That’s a howl. Tom likes sausage. *cackle of junior high laughter* How many German hustlers does it take to satiate Tom’s love of wiener schnitzel? Answer: all of them!
Tom (and his jazz hands) also wanted to throw Germany a bone for something besides their penis.
“I wanted the world to know that there was a resistance to Nazism, that
even then there were people who were against it. We wanted to pay
respect to this resistance.”
Thanks Tom, enjoy your cylindrical meat.
Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Tom Cruise in the gallery!
Tom Cruise is in Germany to receive thanks for his wish to kill Hitler
and to promote that movie he’s not done promoting yet. During a stop in
Berlin (and after he did Angelina Jolie‘s hair) he told the press his
favorite part about Berlin.
“You get the best beer here – and the best Wiener Schnitzel.”
Tom lets the jokes write themselves. That’s a howl. Tom likes sausage.
*cackle of junior high laughter* How many German hustlers does it take
to satiate Tom’s love of wiener schnitzel? Answer: all of them!
Tom (and his jazz hands) also wanted to throw Germany a bone for something besides their penis.
“I wanted the world to know that there was a resistance to Nazism, that
even then there were people who were against it. We wanted to pay
respect to this resistance.”
Thanks Tom, enjoy your cylindrical meat.Check out all 10+ photos of Tom Cruise in the gallery!
Nobody | January 20, 2009 at 8:40 am
Ehmmm Wiener Schnitzel is a thin piece of meat, either pork or veal, breaded and panfried, served with a slice of lemon, not a type of sausage.
Laura | January 20, 2009 at 11:15 am
Hey, I’m not lovin’ on Tom Cruise, but I am lovin’ on my German heritage and Wiener Schnitzel is not sausage. It’s breaded veal and it is delicious. It’s still a funny headline.
Steve | January 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Wiener Schnitzel is NOT sausage!!!!
mattt | January 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Yup, in this case Wiener means from Vienna. J. Harvey you might want to double check facts before you write anything with a geographical bent.
Jeff | January 20, 2009 at 6:21 pm
EXCEPT – IT’s NOT SAUSAGE…
Dude.
Nikki | January 20, 2009 at 7:21 pm
haha, just had to laugh at all of us, the viener shnitzel chorus. Not like hot dogs at all, more like pork chops.
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