Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Still Magnificently Happy

October 4th, 2005 // 35 Comments

What’s up with the ultra stretched arm/hand hold? Do they feel that every second that they are seen in public they either have to be touching each other or laughing?

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  1. PinkRose

    Why are they always smiling?

  2. Kang

    Do you have a better way than physical contact to exchange the love of Zenu?

  3. Brandy

    the clapping and smiling pic looks so fake.

  4. Conrad

    I think he’s aquiring man boobs. That blue number this freak is sporting is not very flatering. I’m surprised that dyke sister of his didn’t catch that, but then again they’re not known for fashion…

  5. lulu

    ewww, I hate that they actually look cute right here. Gross, I’m gonna go look up a picture of Tara Reid to get my snark back.

  6. LuvChoo

    What I don’t understand is the fuzzy wuzzy sweater…From the other pics, it obviously wasn’t that cool. Which reminds me. Neither are they.

  7. steph

    Anyone else notice how tall he’s gotten in that last pick? those boots look a little thick in the sole. She’s got at least 3 inches on him usually….

  8. ell

    In the first pic. Katie seems to be taking a D.U.M.P.!!!

  9. william dollard

    Oh so happy. How do they do it?

  10. william dollard

    Also to Conrad: If you’re a guy over forty who has in the past worked out and if you knock off the regime, trust me, one gets man titties.

  11. dottcomm1

    is the last pic, doesn’t tom look like he has man-boobs?

  12. doofus

    Steph…

    I was wondering the same thing! She’s got more than three inches on him, and in the last pic, they appear to be the same size.

    I think someone is heightening.

  13. Brian

    He’s just standing on his wallet…….

  14. bixdog

    It’s not that he’s taller; she’s just really weighed down by all the hush money.
    Also, his Elevators are crammed with cast-off thetans.

  15. Natalie

    I think it’s just the angle of the 3rd picture that makes them seem the same height. In the 2nd picture, he looks shorter than her. God, I hope that girl comes to her senses and not marry that Space Alien lovin’ midget.

  16. Mary

    God bless them both. I mean, L. Ron Hubbard bless them.

  17. RubbRubb

    Tom Cruise, the big phony, is headed for a meltdown. You heard it here first. Not even his handlers and his Scientology cocoon people can shield him from him going crazy and exhausting himself; pretending 24/7.

    Since he’s an overwhelmingly stupid dipshit–who actually THINKS he’s smart, this will be interesting to watch.

  18. no comment except

    lame, lame and lame.

  19. Zen

    She must actually believe that she’ll be the next Nicole Kidman.
    Frankly, I’ve never liked or respected Kidman for selling out (=marrying a mo for fame).
    Her acting is over-rated just like Katie’s will be someday. If it were not for Cruise, Nicole never would have made it on her own.

  20. mirai

    Don’t start bring ing the beautiful talented Ms Kidman into this. She has more talent and beauty and poise than this couple put together.

  21. Christopher Ahuja

    Yes, Zen, u are correct Nicole Kidman’s acting is overated, very true,.I guess you’ve never seen the Others, The Hours, Moulin Rouge, Dogville, To Die For, Eyes Wide Shut, The Human Stain, uhmm, Birth, ..,. yeah, shes pretty bad, she even has an oscar for the Hours,. God she sucks., its not like shes grown as an actress, that would be a fallacious statement, yeah, NK has nothing, to do with TomKat, ..one can only hope TC figures his shit out., he was great in Magnolia…he can do the work if he wants to do, but it makes him feel yucky,..

  22. steph

    Big sweater = pregnant!! Breaking story on people.com!

  23. Natalie

    OMG!!!!! Steph, you totally beat me to the punch!!! KATIE TOTALLY GOT ARTICIALLY INSEMENATED!!!!!!!

  24. Erica

    I wish this site reported “breaking news.” I’m sure it’ll be up tomorrow. Thanks for day-old news, Miu.

  25. Amy

    If Nicole Kidman is overrated then I must be dumb not to notice it, TDF, MR!, The Others, The Hours, Birth (I can’t even imagine another actress that could do the opera scene in this movie), Dogville, The Interpreter, The Blue Room, The Human Stain, Bangkok Hilton, Vietnam, Birthday Girl, all her performances in these movies were excellent, to consider them overrated is silly, so she married Tom Cruise, big deal, she may have gotten the fame but she didn’t get any good work when they were married. Her performances have fuck all to do with Cruise, even if he managed to get her some roles, he had very little to do with the skills she brought to the screen.

    As for the pregnancy, congratulations to them.

  26. whatyousay

    I dont know them, know them!! but they creep me out. Look at their faces, they even smile the same way.
    CULT MEMBERS… what can i say.

  27. Walter

    Look how ugly Tom’s adopted daughter is in the bottom picture.

    Tom and Nicole should have stuck to genetic children only and not adopted other people’s castoffs.

  28. Melissa

    Nicole would still be back in Australia doing some tired soap opera like “The Bill” on Australian tv if she hadn’t married Tom.

    Yes Nicole was talented. But so are a lot of people who never make it in Hollywood. She owes her career to her marriage to Tom.

  29. Yolanda

    I think Katie Holmes was impregnanted with Donor sperm.

    I read somewhere else that the pregnancy has been timed so that the birth will coincide with the release of Tom’s next movie. It figures…

    Guess Nicole must have been barren huh?

  30. Yolanda

    I also believe that Tom has announced the pregnancy before any marriage so that he gets a double dose of publicity. One dose with the pregnancy announcement and another when they marry which IMO will be soon.

    I’m surprised he has announced a pregnancy out of wedlock though. I thought he had better values than that. Obviously not [rolls eyes].

  31. Melissa

    Great that Tom is finally going to have a “real” kid instead of adopted ones….

  32. L

    Totally the best hag ever.

  33. Lyn_Lee

    It looks like the belly is a strap-on. It doesn’t even look real. Too big for this early in a 1st pregnancy. Staged.

  34. lilla

    OK, nic last film before he married Tom was not a small australian movie but dead calm, which was ver y populer in europe and even in the USA.
    so don’t say her fame just came from her marriage to tom cruise.(who’a by the way an ash***)

  35. Kerry

    You guys are ignorant, who ever said his adopted daughter is ugly is an asshole, I mean come on.. why stoop to that level?

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