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At the premiere of Knight & Day in Rio de Janeiro last night, Tom Cruise received a jersey from the Brazilian soccer team with a new nickname scripted on the back: “Tomzinho,” which means ‘Little Tom.’ Oh, penis jokes.

I’m sure that Cruise, who is only 5’7″, laughed about the gift but then was secretly livid. He was also given another present – a notorious vuvuzela horn. I can’t wait until Suri gets her hands on that.

Cameron Diaz was also there and looked radiant in a LBD split to the thigh. Check out the gallery from the premiere!