Tom Cruise is The New Dear Abby

January 15th, 2007 // 2 Comments

Page Six reports that David Beckham sought advice from Tom Cruise before signing with the L.A. Galaxy.

David Beckham is on Cruise control. The English soccer superstar revealed yesterday he sought the advice of Scientology poster boy Tom Cruise before inking the five-year, $1 million-a-week deal that will bring him from Real Madrid to the Los Angeles Galaxy. “I was on the phone to him for about an hour last night and an hour the night before,” Beckham told reporters via satellite from Spain. “He is a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. It’s going to be a big help for us to have friends when we arrive in L.A.”

Tom’s next round of advice will be for David not to “worry about it so much. If two guys are horny, and there’s no ladies around – it’s perfectly natural as long as they don’t kiss. Cuz, then it would be gay.”

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Comments (2)

  1. Elaine | January 15, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    “It’s perfectly natural as long as they don’t kiss. Cuz then it would be gay.” Hahahahaha, I love it. The only thing that would make this even better is if you added “Can I get you another glass of Cab?”

  2. Greg | January 15, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    You take a friendship between two good guys and make it seem dirty. And we’re all supposed to go HEHEHE, in this Beavis & Butthead culture of ours.

    But it’s not that funny. In fact it’s kinda sad, that your mind would work that way.

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