Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes To Tango In Paris?

November 28th, 2008 // 9 Comments

High-profile celebrity couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise believe that their chemistry in the bedroom is so volatile that it deserves to be portrayed on the big screen.

According to a film studio exec, “They’re looking at remaking Last Tango In Paris, but anything sexy with a good story appeals.” Sounds like Tom would really, really like you to know that he loves this woman.

Talk about over-the-top. Most couples just switch the camcorder on night vision mode for their sex-tape escapades. But these two require a multi-million dollar budget, cast, crew and top-notch director. And, we’re guessing, a lot of special effects. A LOT.

Click any photo to view all 15 photos of  Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise and Tom Cruise at Serfina restaurant in New York City in the gallery!


High-profile celebrity couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise believe that their chemistry in the bedroom is so volatile that it deserves to be portrayed on the big screen.

According to a film studio exec, “They’re looking at remaking Last Tango In Paris, but anything sexy with a good story appeals.” Sounds like Tom would really, really like you to know that he loves this woman.

Talk about over-the-top. Most couples just switch the camcorder on
night vision mode for their sex-tape escapades. But these two require a
multi-million dollar budget, cast, crew and top-notch director. And,
we’re guessing, a lot of special effects. A LOT.View all 15 photos of  Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise and Tom Cruise at Serfina restaurant in New York City in the gallery!

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Comments (9)

  1. hfx | November 28, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Over-compensate much? Trying to prove their relationship isn’t a farce… who cares??

  2. milky | November 28, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    get the butter

  3. d | November 28, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    oh my god! that is hilarious! i can’t stop laughing! no really, is it april fools??? this will be the (unintentionally) funniest film OF ALL TIME!!! in some ways we as a culture cannot be robbed of this moment…

  4. bam-a-lam | November 29, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Ahem. Do NOT attempt to re-make this movie. Please. We just do not want to go there with you.
    God no.

  5. katie | November 29, 2008 at 8:33 am

    How fake and boring is this relationship? When are we going to see his boyfriend?

    Katie must be so tired of pretending! I guess the cash makes up for it!

  6. james12 | November 29, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    what a relationship. cute though.

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  7. Snow Pie | November 29, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    This means sayonara Katie.

    She’ll soon be free.

  8. laprns | November 30, 2008 at 2:51 am

    He did the same thin with Nicole (eyes wide shut) when he got tired of rumors and speculation about that relationship. Katie has changed so much since they got together-it’s almost as if he is trying to turn her into some femme-fatale and she doesn’t have the looks for it.

  9. wickedorchid | November 30, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Just like the chemistry with Nicole in Eyes Wide Shut? Damn him for taking what could have been a kinky fun story and turning into an insomnia aid. And Nicole is attractive – Katie looks like all of the tired housefraus that I see at the Winn Dixie. I knew he wasn’t much of a star in the boudoir when Mimi Rogers dumped him for being concerned with the purity of his instrument.

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