He’s smiling. I thinking he likes that position.

It looks like Katie Holmes dream may come true. “I think every little girl dreams about (her wedding),” Holmes told Seventeen in October. “I used to think I was going to marry Tom Cruise.” I’m sure this is when the Scientology operatives went into action in finding a beard mate for Mr. Cruise.

Holmes claims she’s still a virgin at 26 and might remain chaste. Cruise’s first wife, Mimi Rogers, told Playboy in 1993: “Tom was seriously thinking of becoming a monk. And he thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument … it became obvious we had to split.” In Rome, Cruise and Holmes are staying at the romantic Hassler Hotel, where he used to bring Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz.

We’re thinking that even if Miss Holmes marries Tommy boy, the poor thing will still remain a virgin. Gawker drives this point home very well with their recent caption contest.

Magazine Predicted Cruise, Holmes Match [AP]
Perfect Match [Page Six]

(Photo via Katie Holmes Pictures]