Access Hollywood reports that America shouldn’t get it’s hopes up just yet, because Tori Spelling is not pregnant, despite a Life & Style report to the contrary:

“No she is not pregnant,” spokesperson Sarah Fuller tells Access. “She was in that store over six weeks ago buying a gift for a friend who recently had a baby.”

You know you’re reaching for Tori Spelling news when you’re reporting that she’s NOT pregnant. Guess what folks? We’ve got the exclusive here as well: Tori Spelling is also NOT dead, NOT currently a natural blonde and NOT actually Donna Martin, even though YES, she’s no longer a virgin.

P.S. Her publicist denying something doesn’t necessarily mean it’s true. Just an FYI, Access Hollywood.

P.P.S. I’ve already forgiven you, both Life & Style and Access Hollywood, because I agree it’s more fun to speculate than not.

Tori Spelling, Not Pregnant [Access Hollywood]