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The Ernest Hemingway of our generation, Tori Spelling, is tentatively planning another book release. Pre-order on Amazon now. I’ll wait.

The new book, reportedly titled Mommywood, would be the follow-up to her best-selling sTori Telling. It would be about her 1-year-old Liam, and her newborn Stella.

Those poor kids. Damn, Donna Martin’s their Mom. No one wants a mom who would be stupid enough to piss off her incredibly rich parents and get her ass kicked out of the will.

She needs to write a book about the dead Mimi LaRue! Now that’s an epic. Mimi fled into the underworld to escape Tori.

“Writing my first book sTori Telling was an amazing cathartic journey for me,” Spelling said in a statement. “Now, being a mom of two beautiful babies, I’m excited to share more
stories as I embark on this new chapter of my life,” she said.

Well, she can’t afford a nanny, so she must actually be raising those kids. So I guess she’s got stories to tell. About what, I have no idea. Dirty diapers and praying that the producers from the new 90210 will call and offer her ass a cameo? I don’t know about you, but I’m transfixed.

Click any photo to view all the photos of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott in the gallery!

The Ernest Hemingway of our generation, Tori Spelling, is tentatively planning another book release. Pre-order on Amazon now. I’ll wait. The new book, reportedly titled Mommywood, would be the follow-up to her best-selling sTori Telling. It would be about her 1-year-old Liam, and her newborn Stella.Those
poor kids. Damn, Donna Martin’s their Mom. No one wants a mom who would
be stupid enough to piss off her incredibly rich parents and get her
ass kicked out of the will.

She needs to write a book about the dead Mimi LaRue! Now that’s an epic. Mimi fled into the underworld to escape Tori.

“Writing my first book sTori Telling was an amazing cathartic
journey for me,” Spelling said in a statement. “Now, being a mom of two
beautiful babies, I’m excited to share more
stories as I embark on this new chapter of my life,” she said.

Well,
she can’t afford a nanny, so she must actually be raising those kids.
So I guess she’s got stories to tell. About what, I have no idea. Dirty
diapers and praying that the producers from the new 90210 will call and offer her ass a cameo? I don’t know about you, but I’m transfixed.Check out all the photos of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott in the gallery!