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Look at this one. You will absolutely never find her snarling at the paparazzi because she’s just thankful that anyone gives a shit enough to take her picture. Remember when she stumped the Sunset Tan chick when she showed up wanting to buy a tanning bed package? Yeah, she’s right to look so confused here at the grocery store.

Traci Bingham from Baywatch and The Surreal Life looks like she and Brett Michaels get their headgear from the same place. You know that bandana and hair is a single piece.

So, when she’s not pretending to know what watermelons are, Traci’s hustling to try and get on a reality show. Because of course, she’s got no other marketable skills. She had just spent a long day auditioning for Gimme My Reality Show!, and I think she was also there for American Sex Symbol, so it’s no wonder that she looks totally “on” for the cameras here as she acts like she’s shopping for food.

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Look at this one. You will absolutely never find her snarling at the
paparazzi because she’s just thankful that anyone gives a shit enough
to take her picture. Remember when she stumped the Sunset Tan chick when she showed up wanting to buy a tanning bed package? Yeah, she’s right to look so confused here at the grocery store.

Traci Bingham from Baywatch and The Surreal Life looks like she and Brett Michaels get their headgear from the same place. You know that bandana and hair is a single piece.

So, when she’s not pretending to know what watermelons are, Traci’s hustling to try and get on a reality show. Because of course, she’s got no other marketable skills. She had just spent a long day auditioning for Gimme My Reality Show!, and I think she was also there for American Sex Symbol, so it’s no wonder that she looks totally “on” for the cameras here as she acts like she’s shopping for food.