Seriously, Tracy. It’s a lot harder to forgive you for your crazy shit when you constantly smile like you got away with something. In any case, the former SNL cast member and star of NBC’s “30 Rock,” pleaded guilty on Wednesday to a DWI charge.
Judge Ellen Coin ordered Morgan to enter a doctor-supervised alcohol program, do community service to be determined later, and avoid being arrested again within the next six months. The judge also fined Morgan $1,000 and suspended his driver’s license for six months.
Outside court, Morgan, who came to court in a taxi with wife Sabina, apologized for his behavior. “Drinking and driving is not cool,” he said, and he promised he would never be in that situation again.
I guess at least he’s copping to his shit, which is more than I can say for certain parties who claim to be in need of a “hamburger” or suffering from “cramps.” And I’m glad (and a little surprised) that we were able to find a picture of him NOT pulling up his shirt.
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Love him on 30 rock and Kimmel…hope he’s funny sober too.