So, these two are supposedly messing around like they’re together despite having engaged in MySpace battles which resulted in Paris Hilton getting punched in the chiclets and divorce. If a repeat of their relationship means Paris gets beaten again, then I’m fine with it.

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler claim they’re not getting back together — but the cozy pair showed just how far past their MySpace feuding they’ve gotten — by cuddling up for Valentine’s Day in Las Vegas. Tat-a-riffic!

Shanna made an appearance at Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace to support Barkers Famous Stars and Straps Fashion Showcase. When the MTV reality couple first called it quits, the bullets were flying, but now it appears the only exchange is saliva.

If anyone recalls, she also threw herself a divorce party in Vegas, complete with a cake adorned with a bleeding Travis Barker figurine. I guess she forgot she hated him. I’d ask where their kids were, but she’s been known to kick a bitch’s ass so I’ll keep my cakehole shut. Pure does that to people. I’m not saying I got laid or anything when I was there. But I got that table service thing, and it was comped because of Jenna Jameson’s people ( J. Harvey’s Night at Pure With Jenna Jameson) so I would have kissed them, too. Hell, for a free bottle of hooch, I’ve been known to be a surrogate mother.