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Uh, yeah. It’s come to this for me. I’m writing stories about Anna Nicole’s refrigerator. Well, it’s not like I finished college or anything. Anyway, the big cheese at TrimSpa says that if Anna was alive when the Slim-Fast was photographed in her fridge, bitch woulda been in trouble . Like how Raymond Weil is suing Charlize Theron for wearing a Dolce & Gabana watch and not their junky shit! I’m kidding. I’m sure Raymond Weil is a hot watch to wear, what the f*ck do I know? I’m rocking a Pop Swatch. No, I’m kidding. I’m gay, but I’m not 13 and gay.
During a studio interview with Lisa Bloom on Court TV’s “Catherine Crier Live,” Goen, who was creating a windstorm with his rapid blinking, admitted that if the competitor’s product belonged to Anna, “It would definitely be a violation … it would definitely be one of those things we would question. We would not want her taking any other weight loss products.”
I think he had a tic or something. Anyway, I find it amusing how the important thing isn’t the fact that their spokesperson had the BJ’s/Costco-size tub of methadone in her icebox. Feel free to ween yourself off heroin all you want, Ms. Smith, just don’t use any other weight-loss products. Then again, props to Anna. It coulda been H she had in there! God, I miss her.
Jaime | February 13, 2007 at 9:46 am
I miss her too! When your on methadone though, you have to drink a supplement (you dont have to but its recommended) like Boost or Slim Fast or a protein shake because methadone kills alot of nutrients in your body and you need to balance it out. I m surprised no one else has mentioned this.
Rusty Moore | February 13, 2007 at 10:10 am
I heard on the news yesterday that this fridge was set up by whoever broke into the house.
sandy | February 13, 2007 at 10:32 am
Anna Nicole was the trainwreck we just loved to watch. The stories about her will be attention-getters for a long time.
JLyn | February 13, 2007 at 11:25 am
People feed off people like Anna Nicole because if they can find someone else w/ problems they feel better about themselves.. she was a scapegoat for how fucked up everyone else’s lives really are
Cheryl | February 13, 2007 at 11:28 am
If she lived in a mansion, why is the fridge so small and cheap looking? I don’t believe it’s real.
Da Max | February 14, 2007 at 1:14 am
I would be mad too, if i paid that mych to her…