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God, poor Lupe Fiasco. Hopefully he cut and run as soon as he could. Here’s Jessica Alba and Paris Hilton invading MTV’s TRL. Jessica’s knocked up, still foul, and shilling her new flick “The Eye”. It’s one of those beat remakes of a Japanese horror flick. Jessica plays blind in the movie, which should be amusing as she probably does that annoying thing actresses do when they play blind where they fixate on one point on a wall in front of them and don’t move their heads. I’d have more respect for her if her eyes were all milky and cataracted up and she went all real-like. Yeah, that’ll happen. Paris has a movie too, but I refuse to help her out with it. I will assist her out by noticing that she looks like a drag version of “Valley of the Dolls” which is pretty draggy to begin with. Seriously, she looks like some weird Jacqueline Susann creation with a penis.
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More photos of Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, Lupe Fiasco and Matthew Santos from their appearance on TRL after the jump.
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To see Jessica Alba in a “better” shape try WhyFame.com
Check out the TRL kids behind Paris. They don’t look too happy or excited. Especially the kid behind her left shoulder. He looks sad :-(
THAT JESSICA ALBA IS AS SNOTTY AS THAT PARIS KNOBBLE-TOE!!
(P.S: your “FUN”-time is almost over.)
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Paris looks like she’s at a car show modeling the 1964 Buick Skylark. “And here’s the lovely Miss Baltimore 1963 to tell us more about the Skylark’s roomy bucket seats and AM radio!”
I hate to be a stickler about this but ”The Eye” is a movie from Hong Kong, not Japan.
you know, i don’t know who’s worse, paris or jessica. paris is a self-centered, borderline mentally retarded, spoiled shithead who smiles for the cameras. jessica is a self-centered, mean and bitter, slightly smarter whiny bitchface who looks like she wants to barf in every pap photo of her (and this is before the pregnancy too).
who to choose. i’d say both need to go away and how ironic that they’re both on trl at the same time. i thought jessica hated paris and tried to get her removed from their agency (they both had the same agency at one point. that must be one hell of an agency b/c these two cunts are still getting work).
jesSUCKA is looking awful. what a giant tard clown.
parasite is gross, but they both share the same STD ;)