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Why is this trash still on? I know there’s a strike, but damn how do people stand looking at that guy’s hair for more than five minutes? It’s wiggin’ me out. That wasn’t even meant to be a pun, hand to god. Here’s every has been possible at a “Celebrity Apprentice” viewing party at Tejeune yesterday. This season features the usual antics. They brought that scary bitch Omarosa back, because i guess she’s a “celebrity” now? And she’s fighting with Piers Morgan and reportedly, champage got thrown. In the interest of being brief, here’s how the exchange went. Somebody sided with somebody or whatever:

Piers: He will not take moral lectures from you young lady, you are an absurd celebrity wannabe. (Nice.)
Omoarosa: You are a never been. I would rather be a has-been than a never was. (Uh, well yeah. True?)
Piers: You don’t know anything about me. I edited two of the biggest newspapers in the world for 12-years. What did you do? (Good point. But what are you doing now, P?)
Omoarosa: Piers, we know how much you like to drink so help yourself to the liquor. (That’s when she splashed him.)

Apparently Piers ended up winning the challenge. About Omarosa, he said “the girl is a loser, she lost the first series of The Apprentice and she’s renowned around America as a disgusting wastrel. She is a waste of space.” I think he needs to be my new boyfriend. I’d be cautious because he went on “Celebrity Apprentice” but “wastrel” is my new favorite putdown.

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