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And it’s about damn time! The DNA paternity test results will be revealed in court tomorrow in the Bahamas. Howard K. Stern is going to melt in a puddle of goo, screaming “What a world, what a world!” Anyway, to head off his eventual reveal as a baby imprisoner he or someone known as “unimpeachable sources” have released a statement saying that if the baby is revealed as Larry Birkhead’s, he won’t be fighting for custody. Well, thanks, Howie. How sweet of you. BABY IMPRISONER!
“If Larry Birkhead is confirmed to be Dannielynn’s biological father, Howard will not challenge custody. His love for her will not change, irrespective of the results. Howard will act in Dannielynn’s best interest, because he loves her and would want a smooth transition to protect her, as she is deeply bonded to those who have been with her since birth.
While Howard continues to believe and hope that he is Dannielynn’s biological father, he wants to be involved in her life, regardless of paternity. He wants to share the memories of her mother as the person who knew Anna best and all she wanted for Dannielynn.
This statement goes on to claim that Howard K. would back up Larry in making sure that Virgie Arthur has no claim to the baby. Take that, round Texan matron! I think we all want this to be put to rest. And I am going to eat my own head if Howard K. Stern is that baby’s Daddy. And my head is very very big and I would be here for days. Ugh.
Wow, what is the deal with ragging on Howard K. Stern? The guy all but legally married Anna Nicole Smith, and she probably told him he was the father repeatedly and he’s a baby imprisoner for that? People are forgetting one crucial detail: he was invited into this baby’s life by the mother. And why shouldn’t he be bummed about not being the father?? He’s been raising the kid since September and probably changing her crappy diapers at 2 a.m. since she was born. Give him a break already. He’s just doing what he should be by not handing over the baby automatically to anyone who claims to be the father. Sheesh!
I don’t know that HKS was “invited” into their lives. I feel like he was hired a long time ago and found a way to never leave. I’ve also been dead sure that LB was the father. But now that I know that ANS was taking Chloral Hydrate, I think it could be very possible HKS is the father. Have you heard the old term “slip a mickey”? Well, the “mickey” is Chloral Hydrate. And if he was giving ANS that………he was slipping her something else, too.
And as for HKS changing diapers, I’m betting on the nurse doing that at 2am….and most other times of the day.
I’m crossing my fingers that LB is the daddy…..c’mon Larry!!!
Sarah, I think the reason people are so inclined to rag on Howard is because of all the shady reports and speculations (no matter if they are true or not) surrounding this whole ordeal, like with the drugs, Anna’s state of mind, deaths, money, Howard’s influence, etc. I know it’s made me quite suspicious. I’m sure a lot of the stories are untrue, but in my opinion, at least one has to have some fragment of truth to it.
I think the final straw for me was that video of Anna with the clown makeup on, obviously on some sort of drugs and pushing around a doll in a toy stroller, with Howard videotaping her, asking if she was on a mushroom trip and saying “this footage is worth money.”
Anyways, I’ve got $100 that says Larry Birkhead is the dad. I’m pretty sure everyone is convinced of that by now. Although, because I’m a bad person, I’m sort of hoping that the crazy ass old Prince or J. Howard Marshall is the father, purely for my own entertainment.
Get your bets in quick ladies and gentlemen
A Different Sarah, that’s a very good point. Kudos you little detective you. I never made the connection between Chloral Hydrate and date rape drugs. I’d think it’d be pretty easy for him to take advantage if he was so inclined, especially once you take into account the potpourri of other drugs she was taking. Interesting, indeed. I might have to lower my previous bet a bit. Alright, I’m changing it to…$70 on Larry.
Thanks Elaine!
13 years as a pharmacy tech paid off!!!
I’m pullin’ for Larry!!!
I took a chloral hydrate once……ONCE!
That damn pill hung with me for almost a week. So that explains why ANS was in such an airhead fog all the time. Slurring, not making sense. I thought I’d never recover from that crap. HKS needs to be investigated!!!! That boy is TROUBLE!!
I am also pulling for Larry, he will be devastated if hes not the daddy! But if he is, I wouldn’t let HKS anywhere near that little girl! Any man who says he loves a woman, and constantly feeds her drugs, is not a real man in my book!
LOL A Different Sarah, you date raped yourself. Lord, that’s fantastic. I officially heart you.
DAMMIT ELAINE!!!
I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER IF I ENJOYED IT OR NOT!!!
WAS I ANY GOOD? WILL I EVER CALL ME AGAIN?
SNIFF SNIFF….I guess I’ll never know.
xoxo
I’d be surprised if the baby’s father isn’t her recently deceased brother (Anna’s son).
“JS said:
I’d be surprised if the baby’s father isn’t her recently deceased brother (Anna’s son).”
GROSS, JS, GROSS