Two Drunks Exiting A Cab

March 23rd, 2007 // 9 Comments

These two look ready to par-tay. Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne do the town, and do it right. Amy Winehouse might want to slip a burger into the middle of her years long liquid lunch. I know she’s known for drinking herself into a pile of vomit every night, but look at the those sticks she’s twerking with! I know you’re the highest debuting British female artist in the history of the US albums chart and everything , but you need to take care of yourself! Eat a burrito! Kelly might have one in her purse. I would drink with these two slags in a heartbeat. Not Kelly’s mom though, because that woman would stab ya as soon as she looks at ya. She sends shit in the mail!

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Comments (9)

  1. pizda | March 23, 2007 at 10:05 am

    Anyone pictured next to Piggy Osbourne will appear skinny. She looks good for her petite frame.

  2. Mel | March 23, 2007 at 10:40 am

    Pizda – are you for real? Mz Winehouse needs to pack on a few pounds for sure. She’s looking positively Ana.

  3. MJK | March 23, 2007 at 10:43 am

    …i’m impressed that they took a cab!

    Lohan, Hilton, Richie (etc…etc…)would just hop in their overpriced sportscars and get DUI’s.

  4. lookwhaticando | March 23, 2007 at 11:12 am

    I love Amy’s Music, That Osbourne chick is just a lost cause

  5. lookwhaticando | March 23, 2007 at 11:13 am

    I love Amy’s Music, That Osbourne chick is just a lost cause

  6. Kathy | March 23, 2007 at 11:55 am

    Amy looks horrible! She is what Texans call “scrawney”! Very unattractive. And what’s with the eye shadow?

  7. hmweis | March 23, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    Poor Kelly. Anybody would look ginormous next to her.

  8. your mom | March 23, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    I don’t understand how Amy can pull a voice so big out of a body so little…

  9. Jessica | March 27, 2007 at 1:45 am

    Why is Amy’s hand down her pants?

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