Two Drunks Exiting A Cab

March 23rd, 2007 // 9 Comments

These two look ready to par-tay. Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne do the town, and do it right. Amy Winehouse might want to slip a burger into the middle of her years long liquid lunch. I know she’s known for drinking herself into a pile of vomit every night, but look at the those sticks she’s twerking with! I know you’re the highest debuting British female artist in the history of the US albums chart and everything , but you need to take care of yourself! Eat a burrito! Kelly might have one in her purse. I would drink with these two slags in a heartbeat. Not Kelly’s mom though, because that woman would stab ya as soon as she looks at ya. She sends shit in the mail!

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By J. Harvey

  1. pizda

    Anyone pictured next to Piggy Osbourne will appear skinny. She looks good for her petite frame.

  2. Mel

    Pizda – are you for real? Mz Winehouse needs to pack on a few pounds for sure. She’s looking positively Ana.

  3. MJK

    …i’m impressed that they took a cab!

    Lohan, Hilton, Richie (etc…etc…)would just hop in their overpriced sportscars and get DUI’s.

  4. lookwhaticando

    I love Amy’s Music, That Osbourne chick is just a lost cause

  5. lookwhaticando

    I love Amy’s Music, That Osbourne chick is just a lost cause

  6. Kathy

    Amy looks horrible! She is what Texans call “scrawney”! Very unattractive. And what’s with the eye shadow?

  7. hmweis

    Poor Kelly. Anybody would look ginormous next to her.

  8. your mom

    I don’t understand how Amy can pull a voice so big out of a body so little…

  9. Jessica

    Why is Amy’s hand down her pants?

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