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Gwyneth Paltrow is a movie-making monkey at the moment, with Iron Man tearing up the box office and now here she is on the red carpet at Cannes, promoting her new movie Two Lovers in which she co-stars with Joaquin Phoenix.
Newly-starred Sean Combs was also there and someone tell Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan that he’s stealing their signature move.
What is it with Italian fashion designers having their faces turn into unrecognizable leather purses eventually? Valentino is disturbing, although I do have to admit to being impressed that he is able to keep his bronzing agents from leeching through to his white button-up shirt and/or his little hankie. That takes talent.
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10 more phtoos of Gwyneth Paltrow, Valentino Garavani and Sean Combs attending the Cannes premiere of Two Lovers after the jump.
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What the hell is G-whiiineee wearing? That is one ugly dress……. Jeez, I thought Valentino was a much better seamstress than that…..
With all the money Puff-Daddy-FuckWit-Sean-Shawn-Dipshit-Comb-My-Hair-Papa has, you would think he would have invested in a little plastic surgery by now.
I mean, can you say “puffy lipped tranny icky face?”
I can!
Valentino looks like he could be an Ooompah-Loompah!