(WENN)

After having had been married for just four months, and separated for the last month of their marriage, Jennifer Esposito (“Crash”) and Bradley Cooper (“Wedding Crashers” and the short-lived “Kitchen Confidential”) are calling it quits. The photogenic couple claim irreconcilable differences in the documents filed in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

Because I’m still capable of feeling some slight pangs of empathy (the surgery wasn’t completely successful…), I’m a little sad for these two, who didn’t strike me as the crazy, whirlwind romance and divorce type. But seriously, three months of marriage without separation? Even psychopathic Danny Bonaduce managed to stay married longer than that. And he’s pretty much the yardstick I use for measuring celebrity insanity.