Ugh.

December 11th, 2006 // 3 Comments

What the-?

Paris and Nicky are getting some rehearsal in for their next venture after they’re kayoed from the will – bachelor party strippers. I’ve seen one of those double-dildo shows. It ain’t pretty. And no one likes a wall-eyed stripper, Paris. You never know if she’s looking at you seductively or thinking really hard about keeping her balance whilst swinging her ass around on the pole.

I expected more from you, Nicky.

More photos of the always classy Paris and Nicky Hilton after the jump.

Paris and Nicky Writhe [News of the World]

By J. Harvey
Pictures & Photos of Nicky Hilton - IMDb
Pictures & Photos of Nicky Hilton - IMDb
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Nicky Hilton – Photos Nicky Hilton
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Other famous celebrity siblings include Beyonce and Solange Knowles; Owen and Luke Wilson; Emily and Zooey Deschanel; Nick and Joe Jonas; and Paris and Nicky Hilton. Who do you think is the hotter star sibling? Check out Us Weekly's gallery and cast your vote now.
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Diddy apparently got there solo, says our source, and after being warmly swarmed by Paris, Nicky and Kathy Hilton and posing for photos with them, headed to an elevated back room in a tent pitched in the bar’s parking lot. There, Diddy found Diaz sitting ...

Comments (3)

  1. Me | December 11, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    I want to throw up. These two are so gross. There parents must be so proud, oh but they earn their own money! Hookers in the Bronx earn their own money too.

  2. ZeldaF | December 12, 2006 at 1:36 am

    Looks like Nicky has had too much to drink….. I can forgive it, although I TOO expected MORE from Nicky……… But then, who hasn’t had a little too much to drink and done something regrettable? Paris? Paris is still just a slut…. I say – give Nicky another chance…. NICKY! REDEEM THYSELF – and give us more of those photos of you smirking at Paris when she falls down drunk and makes an idiot of herself!!!

  3. ZeldaF | December 12, 2006 at 1:40 am

    In that last photo – does Paris’ labia look WAAAY long? Kinda like a penis in disguise as a vulva? Is “she a he”???? We ALL know what was said about the desires of the ancient Greeks… Hmmmm… something to think about….

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