What the-?
Paris and Nicky are getting some rehearsal in for their next venture after they’re kayoed from the will – bachelor party strippers. I’ve seen one of those double-dildo shows. It ain’t pretty. And no one likes a wall-eyed stripper, Paris. You never know if she’s looking at you seductively or thinking really hard about keeping her balance whilst swinging her ass around on the pole.
I expected more from you, Nicky.
More photos of the always classy Paris and Nicky Hilton after the jump.
Paris and Nicky Writhe [News of the World]
































I want to throw up. These two are so gross. There parents must be so proud, oh but they earn their own money! Hookers in the Bronx earn their own money too.
Looks like Nicky has had too much to drink….. I can forgive it, although I TOO expected MORE from Nicky……… But then, who hasn’t had a little too much to drink and done something regrettable? Paris? Paris is still just a slut…. I say – give Nicky another chance…. NICKY! REDEEM THYSELF – and give us more of those photos of you smirking at Paris when she falls down drunk and makes an idiot of herself!!!
In that last photo – does Paris’ labia look WAAAY long? Kinda like a penis in disguise as a vulva? Is “she a he”???? We ALL know what was said about the desires of the ancient Greeks… Hmmmm… something to think about….