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Where’s Dylan Walsh and Julian McMahon when you need them? 

Last night Usher had to bow out of his performance at Clive Davis‘ Pre-Grammy party in order to rush to his wife Tameka Foster‘s side.

The actress, who gave birth to the couple’s bandaid baby in December, is
apparently not a fan of the old-fashioned way to get in shape and was getting a little makeover in Brazil when “complications” arose. 
She is now resting in “stable condition” with her husband and an L.A.
medical surgeon, who flew down last night.

Poor Tameka.  I bet she had the best plan.  She was going to come back
from Brazil all ‘fresh’ and skinny from all that “Vitamin D”!  It was
such a bargain too!  People, if you’re gonna skimp on something, how
about it not be your body? 

Now, while I try to block out grotesque visuals instilled in my brain by Extreme Makeover, let us dwell on the positive side: at least Usher has all his marital priorities in order, after those rocky stages of their marriage? 

Where’s Dylan Walsh and Julian McMahon when you need them? 

Last night Usher had to bow out of his performance at Clive Davis‘ Pre-Grammy party in order to rush to his wife Tameka Foster‘s side.

The actress, who gave birth to the couple’s bandaid baby in December, is
apparently not a fan of the old-fashioned way to get in shape and was getting a little makeover in Brazil when “complications” arose. 
She is now resting in “stable condition” with her husband and an L.A.
medical surgeon, who flew down last night.

Poor Tameka.  I bet she had the best plan.  She was going to come back
from Brazil all ‘fresh’ and skinny from all that “Vitamin D”!  It was
such a bargain too!  People, if you’re gonna skimp on something, how
about it not be your body? 

Now, while I try to block out grotesque visuals instilled in my brain by Extreme Makeover, let us dwell on the positive side: at least Usher has all his marital priorities in order, after those rocky stages of their marriage?