Not so Toned? WTF? He look’s like a Freaking Porker! What the Hell!!!

Yes finally! My wish has come true! No longer have to keep up with Usher.
It’s more fun with a Keg!

Usher looks like George Foreman.

gads. he’s puffy. and not puffy cool like p.diddy. puffy in that “i ate too many pork rinds” kind of way.

wow. it sure doesn’t take a lot of time for the celebs to chunk up, does it?

So over him a long time ago anyway…

His girlfriend is holding her weave in. Cant have that horse hair floating free in the water.

you make me wanna lose the weight ive gained…

ok when we said we like men with meat on their bones, we meant MEAT not FLAB

He does look a little chunky. So does his “lady friend”. I didn’t know Usher liked the heffers.

He has man boobs.

HELLO! He definetely gained some weight, but it’s not “chubby” by any means. He’s still got muscle-defintion, the layer of fat underneath just got thicker.

Nicole Ritchie he isn’t (thank goodness).

He always thickens up when he’s not working, just like Beyonce. She’s only bootylicious when she’s not performing everynight (and laying off of the Popeye’s). I knew his body wasn’t right when he I saw his hurricane Katrina relief concert in Atlanta. He never passes up a chance to show off his baby chest (The Rock he is not) and he kept his shirt buttoned up tighter than a Romanina nun.

BTW- That’s not his girlfriend, that’s his married stylist Tameka Foster Glover, who used to work with Jay-Z and Diddy.

When was this taken? I was just in St Barth’s…too bad i didnt run into him. I could take the noone on he’s with!

What anyone sees in Usher is beyond me. He can have the body of a God, which he does not, never did, but that face is like a STOP sign. Yes i judge books by their cover and i would not buy him if he were in hard cover with a gloss finish.

Yes, you are right that is his married stylist Tameka Foster Glover. Usher is a little home wrecker…and what’s up with him lovin older woman…must be some head trip from his momma-manager who is always in his personal business. Let the man be a man.

Yeah, Tameka is married to Ryan Glover, Stylist.
He is the other half of RyanKenny Designs in Atlanta. She has three kids too. Usher has a ready made family if he’s dealing with her now.

Line, the weave comment was way out of “line”. What black girls can’t have long hair!!! Everybody doesn’t wear weave. Grow up!

akhenaton – you don’t need to judge him by his cover…from what I’ve read about him, he’s not such a nice guy underneath, either.

regarding the “weave” comment. I have to agree with showgurls…if it’s the same woman in the pics where they’re not in the water (pics 1 and 4 of the thumbnails), her hair sure looks natural to me.

HAHA Usher is a fat pig. Looks good on him.

THEY DO HAVE WEAVES THAT YOU CAN GET WET.
SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS A PERM THOUGH.
EVEN DURING THE TRUTH TOUR, HER HEAD WAS A LITTLE NAPPY.

Beady eyed and ripped is great. Beady eyed and fat…. not so much.

FLASH!!! You too can have a weave to swim in. Just order the fine weft “Water Wave” hair. It’s expensive but HE will never know as long as you don’t let him touch your head (“Stop, Boo! I got this. I know what I’m doing down here…”). As for “Orca”, who’s HER stylist? Mahatma Gandhi? Yes, that’s a weave on her head. Game recognizes game. But what’s wrong with Usher? He seems to have a lot on his mind in every shot. He’s obviously upset about something – like a man who is about to undergo a court-ordered paternity test.

By the way, this girl is 39 years old. Her D/O/B is 10-4-66.

That women is UGLY…Usher is headed down a bad road. First his movie flops and now he is making bad choices in women. Plus he is gettin fat. Usher go back to Chili from TLC, she truly loves you. STOP dating old and ugly woman! Plus Chili has a fine ass body!

he looks like an ugly gorilla

I’m confused. I’ve read in one place Usher is expecting a child with his model girlfriend. Apparently him and her announced it. then i read they aren’t…which one is it??? does he have a girlfriend or child?

And for the record. I would do Usher ANYTIME, ANYWHERE ANYHOW!! Ha!

To set the record straight me and Usher are lovers but this won’t affect my family life my kids love him as a step dad and my soon to be divorced husband hates his guts so hey what can you do we will be scheduled to be married sometime next year i’ll leave that for the paparazzi to keep you informed anyway i have to go now
chow x-x Tameka x-x

How could he be marrying you when he’s marrying me? lol

tameka definitely wears a weave but she has $$ so she can afford the best hair. i cant believe usher is in love with her. i thought he was gay.

he must be packin in the drawls cuz he gets all the old heads (older women…for those of you who dont know the term “old head”)

is he inlove with her or is that just a rumor?? why does he go for girls who have children? she has three rugrats!! and she really isn’t that cute.

no. she’s not cute at all. it must be something deeper than looks. they been workin together for a long time. sometimes when you work so close with somebody you become attracted to them. we’ll see what comes of the relationship over the next year.

hey temaka this is your lil sister in california
i will support you to the end,,,,, but don’t be doing nothing thing messy and that’s for you to Mr.Usher

i know one of his favorite hobbys include cheating so we will see what happens.

I SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, SO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND GIVE THEM SOMETHIMG KEEPING LOOKING AT. YOU LOOKIN GOOD GIRL LOVE YOU

I can’t believe usher is with this ugly woman!!
Usher is really going crazy.
He sure looks depressed on these pictures

But he is still the best entertainer…

Do your thing girl!!!! You only know the key to your happiness and if the dude makes you happy SO BE IT!…make these motherf*** really hate you.

I can be Tameka too. Hell no… Usher will not settledown with some 39 year old women with three kids of her own. He can’t even settledown with someone who only had one. Usually guys aren’t really serious with women that have alot of kids.
Anyway this rumor got started on the internet.

Its amazing to see how people are so threaten by a women that can have kids and beauty, power, money and is stll on hit to take on a young man of such high standard. Demi Moore can why Tameka cant. STOP HATEING

First of all, Tameka’s still a married women. That makes a difference.

I don’t think Usher can settle down with any ONE female. He said he likes ‘friends with benefits’ that says it all. He said he’s not looking for a serious relationship right now. and i’m also hearing that it’s a big RUMOR about him and his assistant or whatever she is. He also said he doesn’t like relationships because he feels ‘trapped’

he just likes to put his dingy anywhere and everywhere…but he’s still hot!!!!!!!!!

Usher was invited to a New Year’s Eve party, hosted by Co-Founder Paul Allen. Other celebrities like Russell Simmons, Kimmora Lee, Martha Stewart were there, the list goes on and on. Alot of celeb’s pick that Island of St. Bart’s during the holiday season. Usher just happened to jump the bandwagon this year.

Usher was invited to a New Year’s Eve party, hosted by Co-Founder of Microsoft – Paul Allen. Other celebrities like Russell Simmons, Kimmora Lee, Martha Stewart were there, the list goes on and on. Alot of celeb’s pick that Island of St. Bart’s during the holiday season. Usher just happened to jump the bandwagon this year.

I would like to post a comment. I’m a true fan and love him no matter what. He still looks good to me and will back in shape in no time. He can do much better than that old chick though. He can get with a young chick like me :)

SO!

oi usher aint fat! he probaly jst stressed out ! no he aint fat sooo u can shut ur mouths i love usher and i always will i dnt care if people SAY hes “FAT” cause he will always b ma bby ! 4 eva and eva I LOVE USHER!no matter wot happens

usher was on my yach jan 1st for temeka fosters b day hes really chill i have pics wit him

Well,

Just to let you all know, I am carrying his baby. So yes everyone I did it, I have him on lock and I will be getting paid. So haters be jealous, I won’t have to work another day. Oh and to a special someone, I hope you liked your bday present. Everyone can talk and he will probably say that I tricked him, whatever! The baby is due in October