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(Images removed at request of owner. Imagine Paris Hilton eyeing the camera while Val Kilmer is nuzzling her boobs, and then the two of them French kissing.)
That little tramp. She totally knows that this is being caught on camera. Paris Hilton is the definition of a camera whore.
Kudos to Val Kilmer for making light of the Paris Hilton photos, by making out with Winona Ryder for a spoof.
(Images removed at the request of owner. See above Paris and Val description, and replace Paris with Winona Ryder.)
Two questions though. What’s up with Val’s red face, and why Winona Ryder?
Let’s just hope Kilmer kept one hand on his wallet during the Ryder spit-swap.
Paris Hilton is confused over a planned visit to London next week.
The hotel heiress will attend the Brit Awards on Wednesday, but believes that she requires a special passport to get into the capital.
“We’ve told her over and over again that she doesn’t need one and that there’s no such thing as a special London passport but she just won’t listen,” an aide told the Daily Star.
“Her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos has told her she needs one – and Paris believes everything he tells her.”
What happened to Kilmer?Is he constantly drunk?
I believe the hi class ho has proven once again, she is nasty. Don’t hate on old man Val Kilmer for going after what he knows would be an easy conquest. Paris is proving herself to be a nasty tramp and the sight of her disgusts me to no end. It saddens me to know she has influenced a whole generation of young women to be like her. And to comment on the red face, either Val’s on anabuse or he is sunburned.
Jesus no………….
Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa?
An Indian film director wants to cast Paris Hilton as the star of a new film about Mother Teresa.
Award-winning director T Rajeevnath told IANS: “My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton.”
The director said he was impressed when he heard the hotel heiress had refused to strip for Playboy magazine.
“Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen,” he added.
The English-language film will be mostly shot in West Bengal and overse
I dont understand this! Why are they all making out with eachtoher? What is the occasions?
That’s why:
Val Kilmer may be moody and a bit “difficult” to work with, but at least he has a sense of humor.
Making light of some recent leaked photos of him making out with Paris Hilton, which insiders claim was for “rehearsal” for a Kilmer film Hilton had a small part in, Val has enlisted his friend and fellow nutjob Winona Ryder to mock those makeout pictures.
So Paris is seen being a slut again!! What is she 16 here? And what’s with Val? Is he a child molester we dont know about?
So what should be done with Hilton?Any ideas?
He’s a skank magnet? It’s true..? http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2006/01/celebmonkeys_ma.html
She is trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash.
Have you ever seen Nicole Richie this trashy? Never. She has more class in her little arms than Paris ever thought about having. Just proves being born with money does not make you classy if your parents don’t care. Do you blame Paris or her Parents? She has been doing this since the age of 13!!!
PARIS STILL LOOKS LIKE A TWO CENT WHORE.
Several commentors on prior posts suggested putting her to sleep. Sounds like a plan.
When did Val become that dirty perv that lives down the block?? WTF!!
Paris: oh im being caught on camera luvs it. hey val kiss me thats hawt
Val: (does this guy exist he used to make films back in the days) i need to get some attention from fans oh hey there’s paris-easy target
Winona ryder: im walking down the street HEY isnt tht val? im so sad i couldnt make any romantic lame ass movies with him.. hey val so how you been wanna make out? oops is tht a camera? so r u seeing anyone? wow u been in court too?
iS ANY BODY ELSE TIRED OF PARIS!@##@$$ THERE’S NO MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A WHORE EXCEPT THE WHORE IS LIKELY MORE HONEST…
ok so know Winona has Paris’ herpes too..this is like six degrees of Kevin Bacon
I am kidding, but we could all take her out, or maybe just drop her in a small mountain village that cannot be reached by car and has no cell phone service in the former Soviet Union. All that money, wasted. So many of us could pay off a lot of debt with the amount she spends on a shopping trip.
Dear lord…whatever it is they’re doing in these photos I hope they use protection…as for what should be done with Paris…I think I stated once before that we should all put our money together and buy her a one-way ticket to the moon. I do think she is alienesque looking…just a suggestion.
and why does Val Kilmer look like Grizzly Adams?? Can’t he afford a razor?
It’s viagra
Hope he had a tongue condom on because we all know Paris Ho-ton has yuck mouth!!
After seeing this, it’s not so farfetched to believe that Paris boffed Tom Sizemore.
the real question is…
WHO IS TAKING THESE PICTURES?!
LOL – there’s def someone in the room with them! hahaha… i can only imagine!
*Val Kilmer may be moody and a bit “difficult” to work with, but at least he has a sense of humor.
Making light of some recent leaked photos of him making out with Paris Hilton, which insiders claim was for “rehearsal” for a Kilmer film Hilton had a small part in, Val has enlisted his friend Winona Ryder to mock those makeout pictures.*
No big deal,actually.
SATIRE, folks. Please use some critical thinking, dumbasses.
why the American public is so easy to fool – they believe *everything* they read
Does someone know who took these pictures ?
I did.
Some say those are old from 2005.His idiot friend who took the pics sold them to Splash.
Some say those are old from 2005.His idiot friend who took the pics sold them to Splash.
Kilmer the worst batman along with George Clooney.