Victoria Beckham Attacked By Bird of Prey

February 27th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Oh, you poor thing. I mean the queen. He’s so exited to meet his idol, and she’s like “I smell Target and Sun-In.” He’s the real star here, bitch! Here’s Victoria Beckham, signing autographs at Holt Renfrew in Toronto.

The Spice Girls reunion tour wound up in Toronto and Posh took some time to make an appearance at the department store to sign autographs. No one poses like this extraterrestrial. She could be in a raw sewage treatment facility, standing in Vat#204 and still flash that haughty store mannequin pose. Victoria plans on concentrating on fashion post-tour, and considers herself a designer rather than a pop star.

“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’m not in the music industry any more. I’m in the fashion industry. I’m putting together a team of people now so it will be my main project when I finish this tour,” she says. Meaning others will design, and she’ll sign off. “Make bollocky sure that only I can fit into those jeans, and even then I’ll need to have a bleedin’ rib removed!” is her only directive.

Photos: Splash

By J. Harvey

  1. 2 Old 4 This

    LOL! luv, luv u j

    the picture w/the dog – is she actually laughing?

    or just choking on a tic-tac?

  2. BrazilianGus

    Looks like he is at the “Madame Tussaud”… I do not understand this celebrity cult dealing with so empty persons…. sic

  3. Wow.

    That’s me in the pic.

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