Victoria Beckham Dislikes Straight Guys, Feels Like A Gay Man

February 4th, 2009 // 8 Comments

You know, the above headline makes so much sense. We weren’t going to be rude (us never) and proclaim it on the streets, but there was always something über-homo friendly about the BeckhamsDavid included. Even their little affiliation with Tom Cruise made us think: hmmmmmm. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course.

Victoria Beckham recently told Italy’s Vanity Fair via The Sun that she feels like a gay man and has absolutely nothing in common with straight men — save David, course (*cough, cough*).

“I love women. I like them as friends, as interesting people to
speak with. But I love gay men. I always say it. Inside me there is a gay man who wants
to come out! With heterosexual men I have nothing in common – excluding my husband,
brothers and father, you understand.”

Well this explains David’s handsy soccer pals rubbing his ass for good luck. (wink, wink) Wonder if David helped unleash her latent homosexual man.

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Comments (8)

  1. Noname | February 4, 2009 at 8:08 am

    I knew it, she has silcone in her concrete “breasts” and instead of a brain. God this woman is such a waste of airspace.

  2. Jim | February 4, 2009 at 8:15 am

    Well, DUH. What straight man would want to talk to you when all you know is how to buy $5000 purses, stick your finger down your throat after eating and get nasty fake tits?

  3. Tom | February 4, 2009 at 10:02 am

    She makes me sick

  4. Lemon-aide | February 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    She should raise a daughter, too many men around her house.. adopt!

  5. Bonzo | February 5, 2009 at 7:14 am

    Well that would explain we she keeps trying to morph into a adolescent boy. Take away the robo tits, and you’d mistake her for a 15 year old rent boi

  6. Ryan | February 5, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    I don’t think a lot of women identify with straight men all that much. The level of emotional intelligence present in many heterosexual men just isn’t high enough to expect much stimulating conversation from. That’s why all the commercials you see that are aimed at straight men are loud, obnoxious, and seem intended for 10-year-old boys with behavioral problems. The marketers know their demographic. Women marry these men out there and act so surprised when they find just how…limited they are. At least it seems as if Victoria backed a good one.

  7. Sick Boy | February 6, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    More in common with gayers?
    So, Victoria DOES like it up her Arse then!

  8. Liomfcez | June 22, 2009 at 5:13 am

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