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Ugh, tanorexic buildup! Car crash survivor Victoria Beckham made an appearance at her perfume launch with her ears still clotted with fake tanner. Someone get this one a Q-Tip or a facecloth! Oh, the filth!
This can’t be happening. How could they let her fly away from her alien homeworld without showing her the holotape of how the real humans she was set to impersonate spread out the bronzer so it doesn’t look like they’ve been crawling through a dirty stable.
Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Victoria Beckham in the gallery!
Ugh, tanorexic buildup! Car crash survivor Victoria Beckham made an appearance at her perfume launch with her ears still clotted with fake tanner. Someone get this one a Q-Tip or a facecloth! Oh, the filth!This can’t be happening. How could they let her fly away from her alien homeworld
without showing her the holotape of how the real humans she was set to
impersonate spread out the bronzer so it doesn’t look like they’ve been
crawling through a dirty stable.Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Victoria Beckham in the gallery!
ragmagfan | August 29, 2008 at 10:11 am
Looks like hair dye residue to me, get the peroxide, q-tips alone can’t handle it
ragmagfan | August 29, 2008 at 10:13 am
Looks like hair dye residue to me, get the peroxide, q-tips alone can’t handle it
rootabega | August 29, 2008 at 10:28 am
wow! thanks j, i just barfed up my coffee.
green cardigan | August 29, 2008 at 10:59 am
Yeah its hair dye. I speak from experience. did she use a DIY hair dye kit and make a mess of it. If she paid to have this done, the stylist should be fired.
Her ears look wet too. I feel a bit sick actually. On a par with looking at Pete Doherty’s teeth.
2 Old 4 This | August 29, 2008 at 11:51 am
Nope
it’s inter-galactic plasmic residue from a brief meeting on the mother ship.
It coats her entire body to prevent burn up on re-entry.
Her minions need to take better care during her post atmospheric cleansing
say what? | August 29, 2008 at 12:33 pm
lol at 2 Old…
devil | August 29, 2008 at 1:36 pm
That is one REALLY gross picture. And the ear close-up is icky too.
Victoria Beckham always looks unbathed and greasy.