Crazy-ass Vincent Gallo of “Brown Bunny” and “Buffalo 66″ notoriety/fame, who always has something delightfully offensive to offer when a microphone is anywhere near his mouth, recently spoke to the New York Post’s Page Six about his relationship with Los Angeles “It” Girl Cory Kennedy, a nightlife blogger with only sixteen years on this earth under her belt. From the mouth of Vincent himself:

“With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory’s a great kid, and I’m proud to be her daddy.”

Vincent insists their relationship isn’t sexual and frankly, I could spend the rest of my life not knowing whether or not that’s true and be quite content.

Written by Lisa Timmons