Violet Affleck Murders A Strawberry

March 20th, 2007 // 7 Comments

…by biting off its head, Ozzy Osbourne-style. Just kidding. She goes to the Farmer’s Market with her momma, looking all cute and baby-like. Meanwhile, here I am, living in a studio apartment and just barely responsible enough at this point in my life to be capable of taking care of a Roomba.

(Flynet)

More photos of Jennifer Garner with her daughter Violet Affleck at the Farmer’s Market after the jump.

(Flynet)

By LT

  1. JaneSays

    YAWWWNNN!!! Sorry, Violet is a cutie pie and all but her mom is so damn boring and saccharine that I become instantly lethargic just looking at her tired face. Please stop now. Because I love y’all and I need to stay awake so I can keep my job and continue visiting your site for hours on end. The yawning is a dead giveaway that something is amiss in my office.

    Thank you.

  2. Lisa

    Cool, now I know their license plate number!!! I was expecting them to drive something a little more expensive.

  3. Brunette

    where’s ben at? he’s never around

  4. JaneSays…perhaps you would rather see ANOTHER story about that whore actress who collects adopted kids like guitar pics, tosses them in a house then hops her anorexic ass back on a plane away from them?

    Go away Jane…ya bother me.

  5. Cactus Head

    Ugh – that kid looks like Nosferatu.

  6. Canada Girl

    It’s refreshing to see a child eat a good, nutritious snack, but are kids suppose to eat strawberries under the age of one? I remember my mom saying something about developing allergies. Anyone know?? Nonetheless, she’s a cute little girl.

  7. Jeannie

    Violet is 15+ months old.

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