Vivica Fox Should Go Home And Put Some Cucumber Slices On

July 18th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Damn, girl! Auntie, report back to your condo and, switch on Army Wives re-runs, and take a nap! Here’s Vivica A. Fox wishing that Quentin Tarantino would call her again at NFL player Matt Leinart’s celebrity bowling party last night. Celebrity bowling. That’s when you click “maybe” on the evite and leave it at that.

Vivica, 43, parties like a (D-list) rock star every chance she gets lately. Word is that she’s Jessica Simpson’s new best friend and she was hanging out with Daisy Dumbass, her trapped beau Tony Romo and Leinart last week. Auntie Viv wants some young D!

Screw Matt Leinart, the real name brand at last night’s pathetic bowling blowout was Khloe Kardashian! That Sasquatch-looking bitch reported to jail today, but she was getting her bowl (and tattoos) on last night!

Khloe wouldn’t talk last night, but Kim told reporters on the red carpet that it would be “okay.” Yeah, for you! Your Yeti-sister went to jail and it’s totally going to bring viewers to your show! Score!

Click on any image to see a full gallery of Vivica Fox, Matt Leinart and The Kardashians!


Damn, girl! Auntie, report back to your condo and, switch on Army Wives re-runs,
and take a nap! Here’s Vivica A. Fox wishing that Quentin Tarantino
would call her again at NFL player Matt Leinart’s celebrity bowling
party last night. Celebrity bowling. That’s when you click “maybe” on
the evite and leave it at that.Vivica, 43, parties like a
(D-list) rock star every chance she gets lately. Word is that she’s
Jessica Simpson’s new best friend and she was hanging out with Daisy
Dumbass, her trapped beau Tony Romo and Leinart last week. Auntie Viv
wants some young D!Screw Matt Leinart, the real name brand at
last night’s pathetic bowling blowout was Khloe Kardashian! That
Sasquatch-looking bitch reported to jail today, but she was getting her bowl (and tattoos) on last night!Khloe wouldn’t talk last night, but Kim told reporters on the red carpet that it would be “okay.” Yeah, for you! Your Yeti-sister went to jail and it’s totally going to bring viewers to your show! Score!

By J. Harvey

  1. Queen Caffeine

    Oh Vivica. Honey. What happened?

  2. Susan

    Viv is so ridiculous that is not funny any more. Viv is just sad and pathetic. Ranting and raving with a child in her arms last week tells me she needs rehab.

  3. Laura

    What happened to all her hotness in Kill Bill?

  4. Zekers

    This is what happens to a woman who dates Fifty-Cent…

  5. say what?

    it’s also what happens when you go overboard on plastic-surgery. she used to be so beautiful…and she had to go and f-up her face.

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