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To promote Gimme My Reality Show, Traci Bingham, Gretchen Bonaduce and Kato Kaelin marched just outside the Ivy with signs promoting themselves. I’m guessing that Traci was using intimidation because those rock hard breasts of hers look capable of crushing a man’s skull and they were out in full force. Hell, they look capable of crushing the skull of an ox.

Gretchen Bonaduce is just there because she’s avoiding getting a real job at all costs. I just saw her on a low-rent reality show the other day in some design competition. Her dress looked like a satin potato sack. Needless to say, she lost so here she is!

Kato Kaelin surprised me by being there because I had no idea he was still alive. I guess he’s trying to figure out a way to secure his place in history as more than just a guy who is best known for being an unfortunate house guest. Because reality television is the best way to do that.

To promote Gimme My Reality Show, Traci Bingham, Gretchen Bonaduce and Kato Kaelin marched just outside the Ivy with signs promoting themselves. I’m guessing that Traci was using intimidation because those rock hard breasts of hers
look capable of crushing a man’s skull and they were out in full force.
Hell, they look capable of crushing the skull of an ox.

Gretchen Bonaduce is just there because she’s avoiding getting a real
job at all costs. I just saw her on a low-rent reality show the other
day in some design competition. Her dress looked like a satin potato
sack. Needless to say, she lost so here she is!

Kato Kaelin surprised me by being there because I had no idea he was
still alive. I guess he’s trying to figure out a way to secure his
place in history as more than just a guy who is best known for being an
unfortunate house guest. Because reality television is the best way to
do that.