Watch The Socialite Aboard The Boat With Ease

July 27th, 2005 // 17 Comments

At least she’s wearing underwear. Or is it a bathing suit? Kind of hard to tell.

(Image via JJB)

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  1. Trisha

    How pussy wipped is Paris L.? Why is it almost everytime we see these two together he is wearing something that matches her outfit? ugh…tweedle dee and tweedle dum. She is such a classless cow.

    Jul 27, 2005 at 9:50 am /  Reply
  2. doofus

    one correction, trisha…

    …it’s tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber.

    Jul 27, 2005 at 10:54 am /  Reply
  3. Cynthia

    OMG!! She IS wearing underwear!!

    Jul 27, 2005 at 10:57 am /  Reply
  4. Sissy

    The bit that REALLY makes me laugh is the white handbag. You getting onto a rubber motorised boat, where are going with the handbag? haha. I’m sorry it just makes me laugh. In fact I just cant stop laughing. OH God hahahahahaha

    Jul 27, 2005 at 10:58 am /  Reply
  5. Lorena

    Kind of like the queen, always carrying a stupid bag, with nothing in it. This bitch always looks so helpless! Can she do anything on her own?!?

    Jul 27, 2005 at 11:09 am /  Reply
  6. Sissy

    Oh yes, I’m sorry I forgot she is self proclaimed American ‘royalty’

    I’d love to her madge (the Queen)not Madonna get aboard a boat like that her alleged translantic counterpart.
    No sorry, what I am talking about. No I would NOT. Oh dear, visual image horror.

    Jul 27, 2005 at 11:27 am /  Reply
  7. Rob

    THATS hot…SHE’S not!

    Jul 27, 2005 at 11:37 am /  Reply
  8. Lorena

    haha! I forgot all about the ‘American Royalty’ thing! I wonder, is it at all possible for anyone to be any more narcissistic than that? I didn’t think so!

    Jul 27, 2005 at 12:36 pm /  Reply
  9. PaRis

    WOW! She still remember how to…open her legs, amazing, you can open them more and more and more… oops!

    Jul 27, 2005 at 1:15 pm /  Reply
  10. ~ J ~

    everyone is always hating on paris hilton… get over it… your not rich, your not good looking… let it go

    Jul 27, 2005 at 4:44 pm /  Reply
  11. Lorena

    She’s rich, but she’s not good looking….

    Jul 27, 2005 at 4:53 pm /  Reply
  12. barbara

    SKANK HO!

    Jul 27, 2005 at 6:56 pm /  Reply
  13. bad bunny

    i think this picture would be funnier if she fell in the water…and all the make up and fake tan melted away…lol! oh and by the way ~J~ paris would probably be more likable if she was not so self abosorbed and manufactured. she may be beautiful but only because she can afford it…i’m sure if all ugly people were as wealthy as she they could be just as hot! HAVE’NT YOU EVER SEEN EXTREME MAKEOVER???

    Jul 27, 2005 at 10:52 pm /  Reply
  14. Caz

    Shame the spoilt brat didn’t fall in and drown… ops did I really type that? lol

    Jul 28, 2005 at 5:31 am /  Reply
  15. mia

    Hahaha, this pic is so funny, look at all the men rushing in to help her.

    Jul 29, 2005 at 12:30 am /  Reply
  16. ParisHilton

    Rob I believe the sayin is “Thats Hot,Your Not”…shes wearing the purse cause Its Chick By Nicky Hilton and if you dont like Paris than why waste your time criticizing and shame on you Caz…I hope thats your death

    Jul 30, 2005 at 11:56 am /  Reply
  17. nicole

    She’s getting onto a boat with a skirt on…that can happen to anyone. The people making fun of her every move must be so jealous.

    Jul 30, 2005 at 4:41 pm /  Reply

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