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While you were busy lounging around all weekend long, J. Harvey was working his little blog heart out for you. Here’s what you missed:

- Brad and Angelina may have gotten married, but probably not.
- Slime and Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers rule at the Kids’ Choice Awards.
- Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon take a Mexican vacation with the kids.
- Prince Von Anhalt wears a lot of bling!
- More details in the Rikki Rocket rape case.
- Nicole Richie reminds us that she has a baby.
- Katie Holmes may be coming to Broadway!
- Jamie Lynn Spears registers at Babies R Us.
- Jennifer Lopez has lost all of that baby weight!
- Audrina Patridge strips and suits up.
- Karina Smirnoff and the tale of two Mario’s.
- Donald Trump wants to exploit Ashley Alexandra Dupre even more than she already has been.